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The Old Hack

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  1. Story: Monday, July 3rd, 2017

    But she isn't the one, the only one, nor is she the God of Kingdom come, so she gets no Prize. *sigh* No, she gets no Prize. *massive guitar riff*
  2. Story, Friday June 30, 2017

    I knew it. The destruction of the Death Star was actually faked.
  3. Story: Monday, July 3rd, 2017

    Well, he is closely related to Nanase and the griffins were convinced she was royalty, so Tedd might indeed have inside him the blood of kings.
  4. Story, Friday June 30, 2017

    I know. I was just, as usual, being deliberately obtuse. Actually I am pretty certain that a sufficiently determined nerd could probably already do that on existing smartphones.
  5. Story, Friday June 30, 2017

    They already have those. I could watch The Force Awakens on my iPhone if I wanted to. ... ...what?
  6. What Are You Watching?

    It tried, but then John McEnroe quit playing tennis.
  7. Things that make you worried.

    That one ought to be nominated for a Darwin Award.
  8. The Moderator: As a matter of principle, all medical pictures should be posted under spoiler filter. This is because I am aware of people to whom even the milder kind of such pictures are at least somewhat upsetting. I would rather err on the side of caution in this case. Thank you.
  9. Things that make you worried.

    Good Lord, yeah.
  10. The Weather.

    It was probably your dishwasher. It's been too quiet lately. I'm sure it is up to something.
  11. Things You Find Amusing

    I finally found something my smartphone couldn't do and for some reason I find that ridiculously amusing. I was walking home this evening and met a guy who asked me for a light for his cigarette. I reflexively reached for my iPhone, then thought 'duh' and told him sorry but I couldn't help him. Of course, now I have put this on the Internet, I am not sure I have the nerve to bet that there won't be a lighter in some coming generation of smartphone. I doubt it, admittedly. But I wouldn't like to guarantee it.
  12. Things that make you sad.

    I am very, very sorry. Two days ago, my wife's best friend from college passed away from cancer. She is devastated and is still processing the whole thing. I know precisely how hard this is from my own loss last year. And the glory of the world is less than what it was...
  13. Story, Friday June 30, 2017

    Also, as per the movie Iron Sky, the iPhone is the preferred brand of supercomputer that space nazis use to power their giant spaceship.
  14. Story Wednesday June 28, 2017

    http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2366
  15. Story Wednesday June 28, 2017

    Also, not everyone will necessarily get PTSD. As always when it comes to nervous system and brain disorders, there is much we do not understand and it is not necessarily predictable precisely whom will be affected by what. But yes, Susan's exposure to stress would have been far more intense due to her actually striking the killing blow.
  16. Story, Friday June 30, 2017

    ...just not for long, for long...
  17. NP, Friday June 23, 2017

    That depends, what if the Uryuom turned out to be the aliens from Scientology?
  18. Which one is that? Did people start to keep ankylosauri as pets?
  19. Story, Friday June 23, 2017

    Drasvin has a point. If a zombie apocalypse was going on, I'd point them straight at my Krypton tacos.
  20. Story Wednesday June 28, 2017

    Don't worry. He'll get around to you. You are just a bit down the list because of 1) being immortal and 2) your rampages tend to be sedentary and rather quiet. See, Edward has to put out the more problematic fires first and since you are not rocking the boat nor likely to just up and die at any moment, he is putting you off until he has a bit more room in his schedule.
  21. NP, Friday June 23, 2017

    I can see the problem. Hey, maybe that was the reason IBM told the inventors of the photocopying machine that they could see no use for such a device in any office. They still had their hearts set on stone tablets and even Xerox's finest still can't mass replicate these.
  22. Story Wednesday June 28, 2017

    Bah. I think it is a Heckuva important thing.
  23. NP, Friday June 23, 2017

    I thought you could just summon some of your priest-mathematicians. Or do they insist on writing their reports in Hieratic?
  24. The problem is, if you say [redacted] it, you may shock our younger forumgoers.
  25. NP Wednesday June 28, 2017

    http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=635