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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. Political Discussion Thread (READ FIRST POST)

    Mean Median Mode is when you put dangerous grassy strips down the middle of highways Statistics Jokes. They exist.
  2. Comic for Monday, Jul 31, 2023

    She could just as easily be Jerry the Dentist or Marcia Wallace as the snarky receptionist. But no, I think she could get the patients depicted in that series to open up about what is really bothering them, although not with Newhart's deadpan humor. Seriously no comic actor or comedian could phone in a performance better than Bob Newhart.
  3. Deep Thoughts

    When your life is sitting in the mud, sealed in a shell of your own making, this is as funny as it gets.
  4. Discussion of Military, real or fictional

    I thought the Russians were represented by the Klingons in Trek lore. The Romulans were supposed to be China.
  5. New Music Release Thread

    Had to read that 3 times. I thought you said "Disco Porn". I case you can't tell, I know nothing of the Music Business.
  6. NP Comic for Tuesday, Aug 15, 2023

    Ellen admits a lesson she learned about running games. Just not a lesson she happened to learn today. Does this mean that the ego deflating lessons Rich learned about Ellen now count for nothing in Rich's mind because he can sweep them all behind one small concession on Ellen's part? Will Rich ever take the step from Larry Flint to Hugh Hefner on the March of Male Maturity?
  7. NP Comic for Saturday, Aug 12, 2023

    And I was certain George would slide down the hidden fire pole to the abandoned subway tunnel under the shop to activate his powers.
  8. Gaming stories

    Ah reckon I never did find myself in such a predicament as in one memorable Old West game (GURPS) Seems the bad guy was gettin' away while a big ol' wolf was makin' a mess outta all the townsfolk Well having barely survived my encounter with the wolf, I was the last armed person with a shot at the bad guy before he got out of sight I somehow managed a long series of health, perception, and will checks (a few critical successes) to get my weapon aimed at the target Then, just as I pulled the trigger, I rolled for my Guns / Black Powder Weapon skill and wound up with a critical failure. Weapon Jam (not the Spartan Breakfast Treat) I immediately collapsed, but strangely woke up without a scratch as the full moon rose that night . . .
  9. NP Comic for Tuesday, Aug 8, 2023

    Let us not forget that Cousins may be identical . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KQRPFJypBU
  10. Political Discussion Thread (READ FIRST POST)

    And I had hoped that Indiana's attempt to ban Robin Hood in the 50s for promoting Communism was only a hiccup.
  11. NP Comic for Thursday, Aug 10, 2023

    I remember a Superhero RPG that summed up why Supers don't exist in our world If you hear a car alarm, is your first reaction, "Zounds! A crime may be in progress. We must investigate immediately!" Or is your reaction more along the lines of "Will someone shut that #&*%@(+)! thing off!" George is a superhero. But only in his virtual world.
  12. Comic for Wednesday, Aug 9, 2023

    So much fun can be found when you are not allowed to directly say what you mean. Does the job do that to the people who work there, or are people like that attracted to the job? Is this the first time Tedd has referred to herself as "she" & "girl" in the comic?
  13. What Are You Ingesting?

    A pizza with ham & pineapple. If you never hear from me again, know that the pizza powers that be have struck.
  14. NP Comic for Tuesday, Aug 8, 2023

    As conditions stand, George has no reasonable claim for need to know status for the Maine Caste. And this is unfortunate because he is well inside blast radius. I don't know how to resolve this issue.
  15. Comic for Monday, Aug 7, 2023

    We've all watched a little Quantum Mechanics in the dark, when we thought no one else was looking. It starts as Copenhagen Curious. Later you find yourself in a Many Worlds Superposition. Then some cat tries to entangle you with strings . . . Edward never fails to impress with how well he understands Tedd, while failing to realize how much some of the things he says & does hurts Tedd.
  16. Story Friday August 04, 2023

    https://www.egscomics.com/comic/layers-033 First, Bermuda Shorts. Nothing but respect. True, they are not so impressive in a Midwest Summer, but when the Bermuda team marches into the Olympic Winter Games wearing these shorts, you know they are there to WIN! Tedd was previously on the record as being insecure regarding the default male Tedd form. It now appears Tedd is insecure about the default female Tedd form. Apparently simply being "Cute" or "Adorable" in either form is not sufficient. I wonder if there really are people who feel insecure about the way they look, then take drastic steps to change the way they look, only to end up just as insecure ( or more so ) about their new appearance? As long as Tedd does not attempt to emulate AD Liefeld, I suppose we can live with whatever happens.
  17. Story Friday August 04, 2023

    Nearly forgot. Since dinner is over . . . Did Grace order something with nuts or toast? Did Tedd try somthing new, get the calamari, or just order another hamburger? What, if any, are the differences between Uryuom & human nutritional needs & restrictions? If you can't serve a cat dry dog food, there have to be non-negotiables in what you may, must & must not serve Lavender & Edward.
  18. NP Comic for Saturday, Aug 5, 2023

    A gravitationally challenged neighborhood watch warden? I hope the agency has a better job title. One with a spiffy acronym.
  19. Story Friday August 04, 2023

    So what "Type" was Noriko?
  20. Deep Thoughts

    The core of a Neutron Star is a single atomic nucleus. Bound by Gravity rather than the Strong force.
  21. Deep Thoughts

    Et Al has been a co-author or contributor to almost every major scientific paper for over a century. So where is his Nobel Prize?
  22. Deep Thoughts

    Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
  23. NP Comic for Thursday, Aug 3, 2023

    Cheerledra is a muenster hunter. By destroying the Heiroglyphic seal, team chicken released that which was bound by the wall. This forced Cheerledra to fly downtown to clean up their mess. But how, you may ask, does breaking a game wall unleash a muenster on the real world? Ellen is a very good game master.
  24. Sad news

    Paul Reubens: né Rubenfeld August 27, 1952 – July 30, 2023 According to the New York Post, Today's secret word of the day is " Sad "
  25. NP Comic for Tuesday, Aug 1, 2023

    No. The difference between what Larry is feeling & saying requires far more commentary & analysis. Sound is a vibration through a medium. Specificly, in relation to humans, it is vibrations that can perceived as auditory stimulus. Setting aside the question of a tree falling in the woods, for the moment, one must consider the definitions of concepts involving. Newtonian . . . .