Pharaoh RutinTutin

It would be as if the abdomen was a pointillism painting.

Only if the Steeple Chase actually involves chasing a steeple.

I think Burgess Meredith was the only known case where "Spiritual Beliefs Involving Animals" triggering a Penguin transformation. It is entirely possible that any or all of these people may have appeared canonically in the comic at some point in the past. However, since these people have been affected by transformation magic, their previous appearance may not resemble their present appearance.

The Three Stooges, and the Curse of King Rootin' Tootin'

Standard operating procedure for EGS is to "Blame it on Tedd". Standard operating procedure for Boxing is to "Blame it on Don King".

I've known a few people who are unleased when they are drunk.

Thanks for catching that, Don, My lap top crashed as I was posting that so I didn't double check it properly.

Fortunately, Scientific American published a guide to vaporizing humans back in 2013 http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/but-not-simpler/excerpts-from-the-mad-scientiste2809`9s-handbook-so-youe28099re-ready-to-vaporize-a-human/

Are we sure the evolved form is supposed to be a cheerleader? It looks like she has good Punter skills.

Response in Political Thread

The Dixie Chicks were not facing criminal charges for what they did. They were targets of opportunity by the radical right. A member of The Dixie Chicks made an unkind remark about W at a time when those speaking most loudly for the right wing were demanding absolute conformity. This made them convenient targets for the neo-con thought police to brand as heretics and, metaphorically, burn at the stake. If you want to impress the need to tow the line on the conservative base, being outraged at a Black Rapper for comments made at the Apollo isn't going to do much. But condemning cute white girls for a comment at the Grand Ole' Opry will get the attention of rednecks everywhere. Simply apologizing for that comment would only have furthered the publicity for those who condemned them. They could have diffused the situation faster if they had performed at a political rally for a conservative politician who publicly disagreed with George W. Trouble is, most of the prominent professional politicians on the right had already been intimidated and would not say much against W at that point. They might have taken the opportunity to appeal to a more left wing audience. But they would not step that far from the conservative base that makes up the largest subset of Country Music fans. Or they could have released an incredible new album of sufficiently high quality that would make most fans just forget about anything non-musical they did. Much like the Beatles after John Lennon's "Bigger Than Jesus" remark. Unfortunately, the Chicks were not as good as the Beatles.

Several possibilities. 1. The prototype Will and Gillian left with Tedd was not a ranged weapon. As our resident mad scientist tweaked the device, he set the range in increments with which he was familiar. Perhaps 60 feet is the longest straight line distance in his lab, or in the secluded area of the yard. 2. For security purposes, certain operational details of the device, like the exact range, must remain classified. In that case, 60 feet is probably an underestimate of the effective range, but one that does not contradict details already presented in the comic. 3. This answer is a quick summary for the Q&A and too much detail would just get in the way. "Under nominal conditions at the target range, the device is 95.61% accurate at distances less than 18.673 meters, and there are anecdotal accounts of transformations at distances approaching 22 meters in the field."

Comparing the June 3 comic, it looks like the skirts have ridden up. So the beam can reflect off mirrors, but not less reflective surfaces. Problem is, not all mirrors are equally reflective. What is the reflectivity threshold? Adam and Jamie for reference http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth/

Cuban Sandwich http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/cuban-sandwich-recipe.htm

So many celebrities act like martyrs for their various causes. How many of today's hot shots would be willing to sacrifice their wealth, occupation, and freedom to take a stand?

The so-called "good-aligned" pronouns are old and broken. More concerned with maintaining the status quo than accurately expressing ideas. Impotent at best, hypocrites at worst, they remind me of the Jedi Council.

What are the odds that "Téa" is actually just another mischief making disguise used by Pandora?

For health department regulations, she must wear shoes and shirt. If this tea, like early shrink soda, can not properly adjust clothes while the body alters shape and size, it may be necessary to remove the clothes for simple survival.

Cuban and Oatmeal.

Ellen HAS admitted to "...that one time in Vegas with Grace..." http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1299

While in the Everglades, the guides told us that almost EVERYTHING preys on hatchling and juvenile alligators. Almost as if the other aminals know that when these little lizards grow up, their roles will be completely reversed. I wonder if Vampyres deliberately target POTENTIAL Vampyre Hunters for similar reasons?

Hawaiian Punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IpU3g-S8Q

Are we talking proper British Tea, or British Cuisine in general?

Or is this yet another cautionary tale that some people should never be allowed on camera lest they embarrass themselves and annoy others?

Measure Twice. Cut Once.