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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. Monday Dec 9 2019

    One Hippopotami Can not get on a bus Because One Hippopotami Is Two Hippopotamus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVekfpXJGBc
  2. The coolest thing I've seen in a while.

    I can see it An orbital/asteroid belt manufacturing facility which, while obtaining most of its energy by solar power, still produces a excessive amount of CO2 and additional noxious gasses through other industrial processes (ie those darn humans who run the place) To mitigate this, a large greenhouse grows the trees which are then processed into the Super Wood for additional construction These trees will almost certainly be genetically modified, when compared to their Earthbound ancestral species Should the trees be maximized for growth and thus wood production? Or should they perform double duty and produce fruit, nuts, edible seeds, and/or other arboreal byproducts? Edit A possible conflict occurs to me Vermont leads an all out negative advertising campaign trying to convince the world that Maple Syrup from Outer Space is not safe or delicious
  3. Monday Dec 9 2019

    This would be a devastating magical effect, if only the range of a single cat wasn't so limited You really need large scale cat herding for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE
  4. NP Wednesday December 11, 2019

    Well, since every person is potentially either a criminal or a crime victim or even both why not simply eliminate everyone you encounter? That way, there are fewer people committing crimes, and fewer people being victimized by crime Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius Cistercian abbot Arnaud Amalric certainly found a way to keep things simple for the Crusaders at Béziers
  5. This Day In History

    Unfortunately, most among the leaders of these political movements are not stupid They deliberately pander to the stupid, scared, bigoted, and small minded And is it worse to be a politician who is genuinely a small minded bigot, or a more intelligent politician who plays the part and panders to the small minded bigots to win elections?
  6. Story Wednesday December 11, 2019

    Maybe? I don't think you're allowed to officially reach ten years old without seeing that movie
  7. Monday Dec 9 2019

    But that would be the prefered method of picking up Susan
  8. Monday Dec 9 2019

    So why not use telekinesis to pick her up?
  9. NP Monday, Dec 9, 2019

    How can "Show Trophy" make you famous? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bdY1qQqsGI Good question Dan likes to fill roles like this with previously established characters (or caricatures of established characters) but I can't place the face behind the beard
  10. Things that make you sad.

    René Murat Auberjonois June 1, 1940 – December 8, 2019 Now who will keep Quark from causing trouble or prepare Les Poissons? ----------------------------------------------- Caroll Edwin Spinney December 26, 1933 – December 8, 2019 Can you tell me how to get to a place where you can make a living by being six years old for fifty years?
  11. Things That Are Just Annoying

    I only use Sarcophagi while on the clock... And don't call me Shirley
  12. Things That Are Just Annoying

    I take the existence of a bed as a sign I should go back to be
  13. Favorite Quotes

    Another quote from Freefall by Mark Stanley This one from the Savage Chicken itself (Sam Starfall's ship) "If we could get humans out of the loop, it would remove our greatest point of failure." http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03367.png
  14. Story Monday December 2, 2019

    Kaoli is anticipated to return Kaoli knows something about travel between universes That makes her far more of an "Expert" than any of the Basement Bunch If I had to ask someone to drive me somewhere in America, and my choices were an adult from Paris who just arrived in the USA today and a nine year old American kid who had only ever driven bumper cars...
  15. Friday, November 29, 2019

    I hope you remember to clean up your workout equipment when you're done I hate it when the guy in front of me leaves the 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pound weight as a sweaty mess
  16. Story Monday December 2, 2019

    This is what happens when Seer programs in metric but the user thinks in imperial. Starting when I was about nine, through one class or another, my schools spent at least two weeks each year trying to convince us American kids that we needed to know Metric They never told us it had Magical implications... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As for the clicking door? This is the big introduction of the "Surprise" guest star that will explain why Dan has been so reluctant to reveal the real title for this story - - - - - It will be a cyborg clone of General De Gaulle carrying the disembodied brain of Cyrus the Great (NOT Billy Ray) in a porcelain urn on which perches a psychic Egret to interpret the thoughts of the Persian Emperor
  17. This Day In History

    I don't know Sometimes musical arrangements baffle me Louis Prima tacked "I Ain't Got Nobody" to the end of "Gigolo" and somehow made it work As a child, I had a recording of "Yankee Doodle" performed on Bagpipes that ended with "Rule Britannia!"
  18. NP Monday December 02, 2019

    https://egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-041 I've seen this type of effect in games, and I was left with two possibilities Either the job you were supposed to do will be ignored by EVERYONE else, including the good guys, bad guys, and victims therein, until you actually show up OR This type of game crisis is so common that it doesn't matter if you deal with it today, there will be an identical crisis tomorrow I'm not sure which alternative I find more disturbing Speaking of Disturbing... Is Susan supposed to remind me that much of Nanase?
  19. This Day In History

    And if you want to be King, you don't even need to have all the forms filled out in your lifetime They can make you a King after you are already dead Remember Good King Wenceslaus ? St Wenceslaus I, was only Duke of Bohemia during his lifetime. Holy Roman Emperor Otto I posthumously "conferred on him the regal dignity and title", which is why he is referred to as "king" in legend and song. By the way, the Song of which you are probably thinking was originally a spring carol from Scandinavia with lyrics in Latin As I sit here on a breezy 70OF day in Florida, I feel I should share spring greetings with the temperature challenged among you
  20. Changing Medications (Level of Trust Required)

    Middle Kingdom Medicine (not including Funary processing)? Chew the bark of two willow trees and call me in the morning...
  21. This Day In History

    There is a very simple way to determine if someone is a King...
  22. Changing Medications (Level of Trust Required)

    I may not be approved by your insurance provider, but I've already developed more than two opinions about the medical professionals you have been seeing...
  23. Story Monday December 2, 2019

    Tedd has been so certain for so long that there is a hard limit to how much shrinkage magic can cause that seeing someone exceed that limit just because they didn't know it was a limit must be a startling revelation And Tedd's life has been little besides a series of startling revelations over the last few years
  24. Friday, November 29, 2019

    Who says "Magic" pays attention to Einstein's silly speed limits? Remember, in the EGS Universe, the "Laws" of Physics are actually polite suggestions. By the way, it would only need to spread at about forty trillion times the speed of light to encompass everything as far as the CMB in less than a day Is that wand made of Adrenaline charged Tachyons on Steroids?
  25. Friday, November 29, 2019

    Howzabout this? Instead of shrinking herself or her intended target, Ashley triggers the reversal of Dark Energy causing the entire Universe to shrink