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A six year olde child with improvised weapons would not be a threat to an FBI agent.  But in defending himself, Arthur could hurt Jill and THAT would hurt Arthur a lot.
 

We get a weird threesome.   

A Flying Sorcerer?

...Is it just me, or does it look like her hair didn't shrink?

Trebuchet would be the wrong medieval siege weapon to use here, due to the arcing fire and the fact the pins have over head cover.  What you need is a ballista, which fires a straight shot. 

Borrow one of mine—I have six cats, two of whom like to eat any prey that they catch.

"The Human went out on the wheel thing this morning.  He's still breathing heavy and making grunting noises.  He needs help and I'll jump up on the desk and give it to him" - Explorer the Cat.
 

Saw a nice quote. "Russia has the second strongest military in the Ukraine. Now they also have the second strongest military in Russia."

If he has been whacked in the head with a chair, it may explain much about his mental state.

 
Don't enlarge yourself.
Shrink the shelves.
 

That was going to be the gist of my response, thank you.
I can see the incident in the grocery store:
"Mommy, that lady just got taller so she could reach the shelf!"
"That's it, young lady, no treat for you if you're going to make up lies about other people."

It’s easier for her to embrace smallness now that it is optional rather than mandatory.

Cabbages have a long history in technology—one of the earliest computers was invented by Charles Cabbage.

Maybe we should call it a “sidegrade” instead, since everything goes sideways when it happens.

Well, duh, cheese season is in the fall, after all the baby cheeses have had a chance to mature.

They chased me out of the store when I brought my cheese gun.

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make”.
They didn’t mind the troops dying, but that was only if they succeeded in killing the enemy as well. Having the soldier fail to get close enough to make the attack was a waste.

This page, and the two following, detail Susan’s strategy, which revolves around being able to play her special card at the right time.

Watching The Daily Show, a rerun from the last day of the RNC. Pretty biting stuff. In reality, I'm only watching it as a test of a Paramount+ install on my new Fire Stick 4K. I've migrated Paramount+, peacock, Disney+, Prime Video, FloMarching, and last but hardly least, YouTubeTV, to the Fire Stick 4K. It's running sweetly on a v6 WiFi connection, better I might say than the base Samsung TV ran with a wired 10/100 connection (the max wired speed it supported).
I've also installed pluto tv, and quickly found the Sailor Moon channel, to the chagrin of the rest of the household. I am chaos personified. 

How was Apollo 10 unsuccessful? It was never planned to land, only to test the lander and docking in lunar orbit.

 
They aren't calling you.
Explorer has a side hustle under the alias "Kevin".
 

Gullible Thimblewits is a good name for a rock band.
Marjorie, the Green Tailor is an Orc NPC that owns a shop near the village square. When you visit, she will regale you with worthless rumors she imagines in the moment. The village is full of half wits, and even they know she's crazy.
How can you tell if the Space Lasers are Jewish? Is there some covering they remove for a bris? Do they require an astronaut rabbi to perform the honors? I did not realize Israel had such a space program.

"This is MY Human!" - Explorer the Cat.
 
 

Seems reasonable. He looks like a poorly made ventriloquist's dummy with really bad hair.