Don Edwards

Hm... I initially misread that. Running with it...
Squirrels are in fact omnivores. Their regular diet includes insects and small lizards. They'll raid birds' nests for eggs or baby birds when they think they can get away with it. But they don't have a special interest in horses.

And then we have parody versions...
(I wrote an opening for one. Artie was a pre-teen or barely-teen orphan and food-thief who, while running from the shire-reeve, hoped to get lost in a crowd - and suddenly had to try to jump over that rock and sword. Just barely failed. Landed on her back with the sword in her hand... and I stopped there.)

And where would be the fun in that?

If I fits, I sits

Units like farenheit, celsius & kelvin are jokes compared to the real temp system
Mom is cold, wear a jacket

If I fits, I sits

iCat: we have a nap for that.

 
/me gets out the list.  Adds "does the obvious medical/animal pun."  Not worth any stars or even underlines, just a check mark.

But what about the lab report? Did the dog have any good news for you?

I've never been in one. I had to take my infant daughter for one, decades ago.
We know about your cat scans, you post pictures of her all the time.

And my attitude is "just because you are famous and successful in one field, doesn't mean anybody should care about what you think about anything else."
I didn't read the Harry Potter books to get Rowling's views on homosexual or transgender people, and I don't see how those views - learned years later - change the quality of her writing.
(Also, I think more people should check out what she said and what she was responding to.)

Again!

No, after the third one you sing the first line of "Silent Night".

Careful Annie, I don't think Daddy Warbucks would enjoy them

That would depend on whether the mice are playing, or someone/something is playing using the mice.
And I would have put the condition as cat.location != here

"That's Tomoe, and we haven't made up our minds yet." <evil grin>

Well I was more loopy than normal.

Complete with extra ears to hear a can opener from 50 miles away ...

Mlooney, thought you'd enjoy this one...

Mlooney, thought you'd enjoy this one...

Mlooney, thought you'd enjoy this one...

Mlooney, thought you'd enjoy this one...

Most experienced computer programmers know that Artificial Insanity is easy. So easy, we create it accidentally.

The world consists of cat toys, cat food, and cat beds.