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CritterKeeper
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Eh, to my mind they don't fail just for *mentioning* a guy's existence. If she goes on to talk about what her boyfriend thinks of it, or anything else about him, *then* they fail, but if they carry on discussing the test and its strengths and weaknesses, and her boyfriend doesn't figure into the discussion, then I think they still pass. "I intend to live forever, or die trying!"
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The Three Stooges (also something that it seems like most men think is hilarious and most women think is dumb)
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He says one of the pizza delivery people, plural. I'm now picturing Dan ordering pizza, and luring the delivery person into staying to play Mario Kart, until the pizza place sends someone to go look for them and/or they get hungry and order another pizza, at which point they wind up getting the second delivery driver to stay. Rinse and repeat, until there's a whole crowd of pizza deliverers filling the room and cheering, with Dan displaced to a corner of the room, waiting in vain for a chance to play his own game....
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Oi! Take it to the Sad thread or something! ;-) So this girl walks up to another girl and says "Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?" And the other girl says, "Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!"
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Huh? I was quoting the original.
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*Passes out corsages which cause massive interference on any video and/or audio recording device aimed at the wearer* Dance like no one's watching, everyone! Oh, and please note that these things only work here, so there's no point running off with them. *starts to do a dance with a lot of spinning, her 27-yard skirt flaring and rippling*
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"Greetings, programs!"
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I *like* my candidate, and think they'll make a great president. I'll only be looking into veterinary licensing requirements in Canada if the other candidate wins (God forbid!).
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You are vastly expanding the scope of the discussion. Someone said he didn't have a heads-up display, and I pointed out a quote that showed he did. I didn't say there weren't other aspects to the spell. In fact, I specifically referred to him sensing the GPS info. Please take another look at what I actually said, and stop implying I said all that other stuff.
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Fixed that for you.
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Considering the physics involved, yes, probably. Or magic, or some other force besides just body strength. Otherwise, Superman would end up pushed down into the ground with a train on top of him because all the train's weight would be concentrated on the area of the soles of his feet, and the ground would give beneath him.
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Maybe, but Elliot is seeing the map, not just sensing the GPS info.
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Oh, look, the Disco Marshmallows are being joined by the M&Ms and the Pilsbury Doughboy!
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"I was wrong. Thank you for explaining!"
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Well, I've heard three different amusing answers through the years, so maybe come back and read them when your funnybone is back online? 1) "The same color as the chameleon on the other side of the mirror." 2) "What chameleon?" 3) "Seems clear to me!"
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OT: I'm now picturing an audio drama with Patrick Stewart and Morgan Freeman.
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"I know our exact GPS coordinates and can see what looks like a floating picture of a satellite view of here." Sounds like a Head Up Display is a pretty good term for it.
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story Story: Friday, September 23, 2016
CritterKeeper replied to Howitzer's topic in Comic Discussion
Most of the reactions I saw were amusement, not freak-out. People in general got the joke. There's actually a group that shows up at area SFF cons in their own pseudo-military gear with a zombie-fighting theme who are actually a disaster-preparedness group. They're quite nice and have some very informative brochures. -
Story for Wednesday, September 28, 2016
CritterKeeper replied to WillikaKillika's topic in Comic Discussion
You would think they could handle it by one of them staying with Elliot while the other went off to deal with the Aberration-hunting. They seem to be joined at the hip, instead, which seems like it deserves an explanation at some point. -
story Story: Friday, September 23, 2016
CritterKeeper replied to Howitzer's topic in Comic Discussion
Reminds me of how the movie An American Werewolf In London put their own twist on a standard movie-credit disclaimer by stating that "any similarity to actual persons, living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental." Or the CDC disaster planning that included "Zombie Attacks." Or, on the flip side, the fact that Motorola started specifying that taking their modems off the planet voids their warranty*. I can definitely see a page on a web site with options to check that included "Monsters" as a joke. *That one was actually added for a good reason. ;-) -
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2002/03/18#mutable_709579 Coach: Pick a number. Caulfield: "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter. Coach: A number number. Caulfield: Avogadro's Number. Coach: A number between one and ten! Caulfield: Pi. [playing basketball] Coach Hacker looks stressed. Frazz: I think someone did a number on him.
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"Traditional Icelandic Chocolate" 70% extra-bitter :-)
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My first guess on the food would be spaghetti with meat sauce/marinara on top. Maybe it's because Catalina looks so ready to put her fork in and twirl it? And yes, at least three food courts I can think of have either a pizza place with spaghetti or a Chinese place with a noodle dish.
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He did say H. magus was a subspecies (which means it really should be H. sapiens magus), not unrelated.
