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The Old Hack

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  1. Story Friday December 23, 2016

    Big talk from the Pharaoh who had his pyramids decorated with hieroglyphics that took how many decades to translate? And that was after the find of the Rosetta stone, mind you.
  2. The Weather.

    Is this impact forceful enough to cause damage to structures or cars to crash when colliding with it? Because then that fog or smoke must be really dense.
  3. Story Monday December 19, 2016

    http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2289 Oy gevalt. o.o
  4. NP Monday December 19, 2016

    Did Akhenaten get to you again? Is this his way of messing with you, depriving you of sleep and making unsubtle hints?
  5. Things That Are Just Annoying

    Well, go easy on the hippo and alligator rolls, then.
  6. The Weather.

    Nonsense. Aren't you the one in charge of making sure the Sun will rise every morning?
  7. The Weather.

    I blame the Pharaoh. Probably his priests and astronomers are brewing up some new weird formulae together with his mathematicians.
  8. Things That Are Just Annoying

    Hey, who gave the Pharaoh saké? I think he's turning Japanese.
  9. Things that make you sad.

    Screw you, 2016.
  10. Things That Are Just Annoying

    I am SO glad I resisted all the nagware trying to get me to 'upgrade' my Windows 7 to that crap.
  11. What Are You Ingesting?

    I dunno. I don't feel like iPad au vin.
  12. NP, Wednesday December 14, 2016

    Forget the enchantments. It's their personalities bleeding together. I suddenly realised that Rhoda being that confident -- that is completely Catalina.
  13. Story - Monday December 12, 2016

    Infidel. I watched Sesame Street at the age of four. I shall forevermore remember Big Bird confronted with the most remarkable word he'd ever seen.
  14. Story Wednesday December 14, 2016

    Coptic recursive, if you don't mind.
  15. Story Wednesday December 14, 2016

    Look, it's your own fault. If you hadn't insisted on filling your pyramids with curses with a sell-by date still good after five thousand years, maybe you wouldn't have occult researcher descendants beating your door down asking you how to remove them again.
  16. EGS Strip Slaying

    *sigh* I know this is not realistic but part of me really wanted the ur-duck to be a fifty feet tall anatidae scroogusaurus tyrannicus. Ah well.
  17. Magic: The Gathering colors of the cast

    The Moderator: That is supremely simple. Read the courtesy rules. Adhere to them to the best of your ability. Post in good faith and with no intent to injure and harm. Assume good faith if at all possible. And you will have very, very little chance of compelling me to post, which is what I prefer. I would rather do as little as possible. ~tOH.
  18. NP Monday December 12, 2016

    http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=550 Confidence is a good thing.
  19. Story - Monday December 12, 2016

    The Moderator: Done.
  20. EGS Strip Slaying

    Scrooge McDuck: too tough to go extinct.
  21. Things That Make You Happy

    "This is why animal rights protestors inexplicably fail to throw their paints over members of Hell's Angels." -- Sir Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
  22. Things That Are Just Annoying

    Tough people, the Glaswegians. Any descendant of a Glaswegian romance is likely to have a skull hard enough to casually shrug off a wrecking ball. I hear that some American visitors to Glasgow mistook a local performance of Romeo and Juliet for a chapter of the World Wrestling Federation, possibly in part due to the first kiss.
  23. Things That Are Just Annoying

    I always did wonder at Sean Connery being of Egyptian origin in Highlander. And armed with a katana. So he was actually your ancestor?
  24. NP Monday December 12, 2016

    Now you've done it. I'm hungry. Scrambling eggs now.
  25. Things That Make You Happy

    There is this about a tiger. When an eight hundred pounds heavy predator known for its strength, speed and ferocity decides to take a bath, even the most conscientious protesters normally decide to keep themselves, their signs and their sandwich boards at a distance sufficient so as to not actually bother the predator in question. It is perhaps fortunate that tigers do not generally feel an inclination to avail themselves of the services of Planned Parenthood.