The Old Hack

Speaking of the defeat parade, apparently the T-34 caught wind of a rumour that it was to be sent to Ukraine after the parade and tried to injure itself to avoid going into the grinder.
https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1655946975836262400?cxt=HHwWgMDS2YfAjfstAAAA

That's the part of the chain where they serve Beyonders.

Speaking of the defeat parade, apparently the T-34 caught wind of a rumour that it was to be sent to Ukraine after the parade and tried to injure itself to avoid going into the grinder.
https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1655946975836262400?cxt=HHwWgMDS2YfAjfstAAAA

Speaking of the defeat parade, apparently the T-34 caught wind of a rumour that it was to be sent to Ukraine after the parade and tried to injure itself to avoid going into the grinder.
https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1655946975836262400?cxt=HHwWgMDS2YfAjfstAAAA

It wasn't one of his best ides.

Oh, sorry, that was in response to Darth Fluffy and the Pharaoh discussing Napoleon’s reputed short height.

I imagine Odin and Athena had quite a play-by-mail chess game going with Nymphs and Valkyries delivering the moves back and forth as well as acting out the game on a giant board.  

"They've exposed my fraud. Send me money!"
"Dorothy's not my type. Can you believe what she's saying about me?"

Trump is probably better described as the Wizard—a charlatan who has his supporters convinced that he can work magic, while he gets other people to do his dirty work.

Trump and his sycophants are calling the legal actions against him a 'witch hunt'. Point of order, Madams and Sirs, I believe this is unfair to actual witches.
A witch put Hansel in a cage. Trump had many children forcibly separated from their parents and placed in cages; it's a question of scope.
Witches are frequently portrayed as green. Trump's orange hue is in a different segment of the spectrum.
There has been of yet zero attempts to burn Donald Trump at a stake. I'm not saying I would object, but it is still a distinction between two different classes of individuals. (If Donald Trump is burned at a stake, I'd suggest for safety purposes that the fire department be present with a tank truck full of foam suppressant spray suitable for a hydrocarbon fire. With Trump's diet, I would not rely on a fire hydrant to put him out.)
The witches in Macbeth are prescient and foretell future events with some accuracy. Trump is essentially a clueless self-promoting grifter who has no sense of what's around the corner.
Too bad he doesn't live in Oz, where Dorothy's house could fall on him.

Jim Brown, American football player, actor (The Dirty Dozen, The Running Man, Mars Attacks!), and civil rights activist passed away on May 18, 2023.

Yeah, it's not rocket science, . . . oh, wait . . .

NOT MY IDEA!
These idiots apparently can't remember the last time we had Italian Cuisine delivered to the Two Kingdoms. 
Julius (IVLIVS) and Antony made a royal mess of everything.  And if Cleo is to be believed, they forgot the Garlic Knots.
Sigh.  

It may in fact be the most impressive example of overkill in human history.

"I'm taking a nap here.  Why the flashy thing?" - Explorer the Cat.

"Done being a madcap running cat.  Gonna take a nap here on the comfy chair." - Explorer the Cat.

"Gonna jump up on the desk, get in the way for a few minutes, then get down and eat.  Haven't planned much past that." - Explorer the Cat.

Thus causing millions of people to get more exercise by taking the stairs, instead. Brilliant!

Fortunately my current DM doesn't like mimics.

My current semi-randomly (created by https://fastcharacter.com/)  created Bard, (college of swords) had Bagpipe as his primary instrument.   

Well, they was just after the 2 storm shadow, 1 decoy attack so they might have been a bit trigger happy.  Also given that Russia and Ukraine have the same air frames and electronics they have the same IFF units so some mode of IFF will respond the same way.  They may have used the wrong mode and gotten a return, which the Russian aircraft had been told to disable.  Don't know if this is possibe, but I know that NATO aircraft during exercises would turn off mode 3, but use mode 4.  A target the squawked mode 4, but not mode 3 was considered to be friendly.  Aircraft that squawked mode 3 only (i.e. commercial aircraft) were evaluated based on their actions. Now IFF is supposed to be coded on a daily or even 4 times a day basis, based on code books sent to the various users.  My personal bet it that the ADA units on the ground and the flying units didn't get the same code books, so IFF request goes out, aircraft doesn't squawk the right response, it's hostile.   Or the Russians are just idiots, could go either way.