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She already had Elliot pegged as Ranma Saotome, and I think she wants to be his Akane Tendo.

 
Hmm, I was thinking CGI, but a Muppet Steve would be awesome.

Two furry beasts!

"The Human is still feeling down. Purrs and cuddles is the mission of the day!" - Explorer the Cat.

Frankly, I don’t even care whether he’s jailed or not as long as he no longer has any influence over national or international affairs.

Frankly, I don’t even care whether he’s jailed or not as long as he no longer has any influence over national or international affairs.

My partner once got six economy-sized bags of cat treats she didn't remember ordering. When challenged on the matter, her cat pretended to complete innocence.

Yes, but she also really trusts you. You are her safe zone.

"You look funny upside down!" - Explorer the Cat.
 

Makes more sense than some of the other abduction theories out there.

And they say the moon is made of green cheese. They had to get the cows up there somehow.

Trees are SO dangerous, in fact, that after we kill them, we burn the corpses just to make sure!

Trees are SO dangerous, in fact, that after we kill them, we burn the corpses just to make sure!

The problem is not being ignorant per se, but rather disregarding one’s own ignorance—they assume too often that they already know all that they need to know.
As Socrates is claimed to have said, “The wise man knows that he knows nothing.”

Nothing like curling up with a good book.

 
Obviously Tedd did not stay up late enough researching, pacing & thinking. 
Tedd still looks human.  If Tedd had reached full anthropomorphic cartoon animal then an understanding of cartoon physics may have been achieved 
 

Well yes, but in terns of “causing the very international situation that you were seeking to prevent”, it fits.

Well yes, but in terns of “causing the very international situation that you were seeking to prevent”, it fits.

Herein lies the folly of assuming that the arithmetic mean is more descriptive of a population than the median or the mode.

Herein lies the folly of assuming that the arithmetic mean is more descriptive of a population than the median or the mode.

The wall that they broke was the Fourth Wall.

Ruling the whole world is too much stress and responsibility. I just want to dominate the people I meet, not a bunch of strangers I will never see. 

Ruling the whole world is too much stress and responsibility. I just want to dominate the people I meet, not a bunch of strangers I will never see. 

 
The dirtiest lobster trick had to be when the Acadians fled the Maritimes for Louisiana, but forgot to bring along their Atlantic Lobsters.  The determined lobsters would follow, no matter what, and crossed half of North America.  Unfortunately, the overland trip wore down the crustaceans into the Crawdads prized by the Cajun people to this day.
 

NP Comic for Saturday, Jul 22, 2023
George has a pet theory. It is easier to take care of than a cat or dog, no financial cost for food and vet bills, but it won't curl up on your lap, either. Instead, it sits in your brain, festering. Ah, well, different strokes, I suppose.