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  1. Story, Wednesday December 13, 2017

    Well... Edward might be right about your average Immortal, but I doubt there has been a lot of them going so far beyond their Best Before date as Pandora. So while it's possible she is weak on the physical plane we don't know how weak. There might not be much of a difference between her and say Jerry just before he started his death process, or she could be several times as strong. Only thing certain is that we don't know right now.
  2. Story, Monday December 4, 2017

    They've animated The Smurfs? First I've ever heard about that... What's next? Animating Gaston, Spirou or Lucky Luke?
  3. Patreon: December 4, 2017: Space Kitty Susan

    It could also be argued that as this is supposedly a vessel used to transport passengers between earth and the orbiting stations it often is chock full of landlubbers who have no or very little experience in how to move in microgravity. Having the cabin attendants use their velcro soled shoes (or was it magnetic soles? It's been a long time since I watched this flick) to "walk" may cut down on the number of passengers helplessly bouncing about the cabin trying to get to the loo... Just think of the problems live cargo like this poses. A few ground hogs flailing about when you need to do a acceleration burn can cause a lot of problems, and waiting until they've been hauled back to their seats and strapped down isn't an option when you are trying to match velocity with a space station or are maneuvering to hit the window to make a landing at a specific spaceport down the well.
  4. Patreon: December 4, 2017: Space Kitty Susan

    You think of the huge wheel used to generate a pseudo gravity? Simple answer is that the human body works much better with a bit of gravity. Circulatory systems, digestion, sleep. And these are just the things I can think of right now.
  5. NP Monday December 4, 2017

    Actually it's supposed to be brandy. Looks like it all started with this painting by Edwin Landseer back in 1820. Ever since st. Bernards has been depicted as carrying these casks with brandy to people being lost in the Alps. Supposedly the brandy was to warm the unfortunate traveler who had got caught in the snow and was in danger of freezing to death. We now know that this would be an exceptionally bad idea as all the alcohol would do was to increase the blood flow to the skin, making the victim radiate more heat and freeze to death even faster, though possibly a bit happier about the whole thing...
  6. Story, Monday December 4, 2017

    Ahhh... But Jenka has backup in the teeth department in the form of Füst. I'd estimate that between them they've got enough teeth to more than match most Jäger, with the exception of General Goomblast and possibly General Khrizhan...
  7. Story, Friday November 24, 2017

    I thought the standard procedure was to halt the simulation and store the instance so it could be resumed from the exact point. At least I think they implemented that as the standard after the Moriarty incident. The problem there being that the simulation wasn't halted when the users left the holo deck allowing Moriarty to observe them leave and by experimentation deduce that he existed in a simulation, and that once the simulation ended he would either be reset to the default state or just frozen in time until someone "real" decided to open that simulation again. Don't remember the details though, so it might have been a malfunction caused by some external source that caused the simulation to keep running. It's been ages since I saw that episode.
  8. Story Wednesday, November 29, 2017

    Yea... That's some seriously bad timing, though Jerry didn't really have much choice in the matter. But even at the best of times having some strange guy (I'm guessing she haven't met Jerry 2.0 yet, and I doubt she can see the resemblance, at least not at a glance) barging in and telling her to get the #@%! out of the mall would have Susan question his sanity. And to do so when she's upset at the thought of Dianes dates trying to decide what she's eating... Not a good idea. You have some fast talking to do Jerry, and not a lot of time to do so if you want to avoid the wrath of Susan. Oh, and after this I'd say getting her to leave the mall would take a small miracle.
  9. Story, Friday November 17, 2017

    Legitimate or not I still think it's a bad idea. Some claims keeping it in the family makes it easier to keep track of the family tree, but I see it as problematic when it comes to breakups. Breaking up in an ordinary relationship is hard enough, but you can at least go your separate ways. Break up with your sister or mother and you are more or less forced to kill them to get some quiet, and that tends to upset the rest of the family.
  10. Story, Friday November 17, 2017

    Note to self: Don't let Tom any where near any car I own, has borrowed or rented, unless I hate it, and then only after checking the insurance first...
  11. Story, Wednesday November 15, 2017

    I don't think the world could survive two Ashley. She has to little of the ugly to split off for another of her. The cuteness and honesty would reach deadly levels whenever they came in contact.
  12. Story, Wednesday November 15, 2017

    The effect might be similar, but this one isn't nearly as fuzzy.
  13. NP, Monday November 13, 2017

    The gutter, definitely the gutter. Not pervy enough to qualify for anything lower than that. Though as a regular perv box resident I can extrapolate enough details to make it deliciously indecent. It just takes lots of training...
  14. Story Sunday November 12, 2017

    I keep reading and reading this thread and it seems everyone thinks Sirlek will just leave Ellen once he can get at whoever is his long time host of choice. I don't think he's that civilized. After all what would he have to gain from leaving her alive? However killing her has several advantages, such as keeping her from telling anyone about being possessed. I don't know how much the host remembers of what Sirlek did while possessing them, but if I were to guess I'd say they remember all of it. If that's the case he certainly would want to kill off his former hosts as soon as he's able to get at the next. Sure leaving a short term host babbling about demons and possession every ten years or so might be fine. Almost no one would actually believe them, and most of those who might believe will be total nutcases with no real knowledge or ability to track him down. But here and now in Mopherville he knows there are immortals, magic users and even hunters just about everywhere, and a lot of these would track him down just because they hate creatures like him, and if they have any connection to a former host of his there will be nowhere to hide. Now I know Ellen most probably is protected by plot armor, but Sirlek doesn't know this...
  15. Story, Friday November 10, 2017

    To me this looked a lot like Magus was frustrated and prepared to try just about anything to get more power, including using "forbidden" magic. Not entirely unlike Noah, only he didn't have an Adrian Raven to keep him in check. Forbidden magic tends to be forbidden for a reason. Either it is something like the Cruciatus curse in the Harry Potter universe, a spell intended to cause intense and excruciating pain to the degree that the subject can die or suffer severe mental damage, or it's unstable and likely to misfire in spectacular and dangerous ways if the casting isn't performed perfectly. Even so it seems students often search for these forbidden spells and curses believing that learning the secrets will make them more powerful. One such case was Sparrowhawk in the Earthsea. When provoked to duel with an older student he manages to get access to books about forbidden magic and tries to use one of these with quite terrifying results.
  16. NP Friday Nov 11 2017

    Eh... So, in the first panel Rohdas gym shorts has transformed into some kind of bikini bottom, only to revert in panel three... What? Why I was staring at Rohdas non shorts? Well the way she's sitting and... Look, isn't that a demonic duck? (runs off) "Make way! Pervbox control, I'm coming in hot, prepare for crash landing!"
  17. Story Friday November 3, 2017

    But triangles has been observed in the wild, and by studying them I've found that the current accepted knowledge coincides with my observations regarding their properties. As far as I'm able to determine without further investigation triangles exist and they behave as the mathematical models predicts. Angels? Not so much. And I didn't say the question was useless, just that the option of any answer being imaginary had to be included.
  18. Story Friday November 3, 2017

    I haven't seen nor heard about any evidence supporting the existence of angels, so I have to consider it highly possible that any number bantered about when talking about them is just as fictive as the angels themselves are likely to be.
  19. Story Friday November 3, 2017

    How about fictive?
  20. Story Friday November 3, 2017

    I dare you to ask them about simplifying PI... It might even bring some good if they become preoccupied with fighting over it, and just maybe it would expose some of the most uneducated among them, though that would require the voters to actually care...
  21. Story, Friday October 27, 2017

    Considering how badly Rhoda and Catalina were hiding it, it would be surprising if detective Diane didn't noticed. Also ... would she REALLY be ok with Rhoda before knowing about Nanase and getting over Rick? We can't say for certain now ... but she DID called Justin defective. She might have treated Justin the way she did because he reminded her of Rick? Maybe she had the same experience with Rick that Melissa had with Justin and when she heard about Justin from Melissa's Sister in school, it hit close to home? I think over the course of the past couple weeks, she's really been looking at how she feels about things, or maybe she's known this for a while (like back when she was trying to recruit Nanase into her group) Overall, it's possible that Diane considered gay men in a separate category than gay women back then, like "it's ok if women are gay because they don't affect me" so it's not like she would have thought all gay people were defective, just gay men. Diane has grown over time. When first introduced she was extremely shallow, and the only interest she seemed to have in men was in how much money and gifts she could get out of them. Looking at it that way gay men were "defective" as they didn't serve what she considered their only purpose; spending money on gifts and pampering her. This didn't make her a nice person, or the comment any less offensive, but at least it wasn't necessarily based on homophobia.
  22. Story Wednesday Addams October 25, 2017

    When that happened Diane wasn't old enough to really understand what it meant. All she really knows about it is probably what her mother has told her as she grew up, and that the big blow up happened after she saw her father with the blonde woman. I don't think she stopped loving him that day, but that it was something that grew as she started to understand what had happened that day. What we don't know is her fathers version of the story. I'm not saying her mother has twisted the truth, just that it's often hard to find out what happened to cause a break up if all you have to go on is what one of them says. Even if there's no malicious intent a parent can screw their kid up real easy by omitting to mention details that is either slightly embarrassing or something they think might be confusing for their child.
  23. NP Monday October 23, 2017

    I had friends who bought MTG for the PC on launch. The amount of buggs in that game on day one was hilarious. I kind of knew it would be that way as I'd tried my hand at something similar, though much simpler, years earlier. Trying to codify a flexible rules system to something a computer can handle isn't for the faint of heart. A computer takes instructions very literally, and that's a good thing for most situations, but feed it a stack of MTG cards and things will rapidly fall apart. While some cards can easily be classified it's the interesting cards with their complex rules and exceptions that screws things up. I *think* it was eventually playable, but it took a lot of patching, and broken combos and weird rule interpretations kept turning up for a long time.
  24. NP Friday Oct 20 2017

    Hey! I care! Don't let the slack jaw and drooling fool you...
  25. Story Wednesday October 18, 2017

    I have a feeling George might have been that kid who spent more time in the store than any of the actual employees, and ended up being hired because he not only knew everything there were to know about comics, but he could be trusted to be there on time no matter what.