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Detective Block's bartender is Adrian's Brother?

Little do they realize that their gutters do not border an ordinary street. They are on a Mobius Street. The "other gutter" is actually their own gutter.

But how would that work? Blaike Raven was mortal. So even if Voltaire was Adrian's brother, they would both be half immortal "elves". And every indication is that Cheshire Fried Colonel was a true immortal. Unless... We have established that Voltaire is a lying liar who lies. Right? Would it be possible for an elf to impersonate an immortal sufficiently well to deceive other magically aware beings?

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. Winston Churchill

So many things to say about what happens when people can't ask questions or give comments to the boss.

"Accuweather" is not an abbreviation for "Accurate Weather" It comes from a misspelling of "Acupuncture Weather", or the art of sticking it to you with the environment.

Which is it? A Giant Magic Lion Bear IS a great treasure

will replace artillery

the marbles. First Recap Thomas went to school wearing his Adorable Pink Frilly Parka that was a gift from his late cousin Amelia. She acquired a quite unusual Taste in fashion. She had neon streaked hair, and many chains hanging on her neck. But Despite her excessive muscle growth, she's entirely harmless and she gladly hugs almost anyone. A long time has passed since Amelia died in a prank gone Wrong. Apparently Fireworks were installed with faulty launchers, making it rain explosions. Nowadays, she haunts a very large part of town. Paranormal investigators love to try to cajole information from people who knew Amelia years ago. At school, Thomas has problems with solving a problem involving other problems. His teachers hate his habit of nesting problems within convoluted webs of letters and numbers to process the streams of data from the latest Paraguayan economic indicators. What that even had decided be relevant, was questionable on the grounds of various things that are related to absolutiely nothing. "What are you even doing with those gigantic orange binders?" asked the floating magical girl hovering upsidedown behind The unlucky teacher. Jumping a good five meters, the former astronaut replied, "Who are you, and how did you become inverted in time?" "I am Sunny Jim." To paraphrase McCoy, "I'm a Doctor, not The Doctor." Looking far into the interstitial chronosphere for an apple fleeing from several poorly aligned sandwiches in pursuit of the lonely astronaut. A sudden burst of loud music shook the heavens and shattered walls for miles. Mr John Foster Dulles Pinkerton flew to the Moon, only to realize that the invasion had already begun during the SxSW Conference several decades ago. (Six months later...) A grand resurgence took place in my intestinal tract as many bacteria as there were stars in the recently ruptured appendix as a result of over consumption. suddenly developed sentience and began moving to Detroit. There wasn't much there. Or so it seems to Detective Baconbits Von Neuman Vandertramp III, and it soon became quite a pickle. The pickle leaped into the ominous star filled void. A vacuum cleaner removed evidence of vinegar from several ancient relics. The mysteries deepened as strange things began coming from the Slightly melted relic void. Tentacles grasped the tv remote in a desperate bid for cartoons. Ren and Stimpy was Lqrwxkl's favorite flavor. A grand broken toe appeared, stubbed on earth, and crying out silently in space through a mellophone in the shape of a round unpressed button. Suddenly, huge letters fell from the sky, spelling out the Manifesto of Lqrwxkl. It began thusly: Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh E Pluribus Unum, for glory and for all of the marbles. First

Oops... As I was saying, some of us never need to edit. And my word processor does not support Coptic. I am so frustrated. 2,756 more insults like this from the soft micros and I may consider calling upon a curse condemning Bill Gates homeland of the pacific northwest to unending rain and grey skies.

Manifesto of Lqrwxkl. Recap Time? Thomas went to school wearing his Adorable Pink Frilly Parka that was a gift from his late cousin Amelia. She acquired a quite unusual Taste in fashion. She had neon streaked hair, and many chains hanging on her neck. But Despite her excessive muscle growth, she's entirely harmless and she gladly hugs almost anyone. A long time has passed since Amelia died in a prank gone Wrong. Apparently Fireworks were installed with faulty launchers, making it rain explosions. Nowadays, she haunts a very large part of town. Paranormal investigators love to try to cajole information from people who knew Amelia years ago. At school, Thomas has problems with solving a problem involving other problems. His teachers hate his habit of nesting problems within convoluted webs of letters and numbers to process the streams of data from the latest Paraguayan economic indicators. What that even had decided be relevant, was questionable on the grounds of various things that are related to absolutiely nothing. "What are you even doing with those gigantic orange binders?" asked the floating magical girl hovering upsidedown behind The unlucky teacher. Jumping a good five meters, the former astronaut replied, "Who are you, and how did you become inverted in time?" "I am Sunny Jim." To paraphrase McCoy, "I'm a Doctor, not The Doctor." Looking far into the interstitial chronosphere for an apple fleeing from several poorly aligned sandwiches in pursuit of the lonely astronaut. A sudden burst of loud music shook the heavens and shattered walls for miles. Mr John Foster Dulles Pinkerton flew to the Moon, only to realize that the invasion had already begun during the SxSW Conference several decades ago. (Six months later...) A grand resurgence took place in my intestinal tract as many bacteria as there were stars in the recently ruptured appendix as a result of over consumption. suddenly developed sentience and began moving to Detroit. There wasn't much there. Or so it seems to Detective Baconbits Von Neuman Vandertramp III, and it soon became quite a pickle. The pickle leaped into the ominous star filled void. A vacuum cleaner removed evidence of vinegar from several ancient relics. The mysteries deepened as strange things began coming from the Slightly melted relic void. Tentacles grasped the tv remote in a desperate bid for cartoons. Ren and Stimpy was Lqrwxkl's favorite flavor. A grand broken toe appeared, stubbed on earth, and crying out silently in space through a mellophone in the shape of a round unpressed button. Suddenly, huge letters fell from the sky, spelling out the Manifesto of Lqrwxkl.

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Why does it require a non-canon chibi story for the main cast and the Germahn Labs crew to work together?

Who is telling this story? While it could be Dan giving the backstory straight to the audience, I suspect something different. Nanase and at least one of the Dunkels (possibly with others) will approach Agent Edward Veres about the griffon related developments, Edward, upon hearing the immortal-centric story, will begrudgingly put aside past anger and turn to the one person he can reach who knows more about immortals than anyone at the bureau. Thus Adrian comes over to the Veres house and tells the story of his mother to Edward and the meddling kids. So at the end of the storybook sequence, the focus switches to Adrian, Edward, and the rest and we are told how the professor got involved.

Schrödinger

A cheap trick to get around obscenity and indecency laws was to paint over photos of erotically posed women. A photo of a naked woman was clearly pornography, or so the morally minded might contend, but a painting may be art.

So two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks and walks under the bar.

Do we now need to add "Fork" to George Carlin's list?

The original Sister arc was mostly about Elliot and Ellen. By putting those two in the foreground of the teaser, it feels like a step back. But I must admit that I am at least a little bit relieved. I was dreading that the III in the title was referring to Sister Act III. We do not need Whoopi Goldberg.

Is that bed from the cliché "Honeymoon Suite" in Superman II?

This would make an amazing anime transformation sequence

If the next arc is Sister III, WHICH sisters will be involved? Nanase & Akiko Noriko & Mrs Kitsune Grace & Vladia Susan & Diane Diane & Rhea Sarah & Carol Pandora & Eris Melissa & The Gossip Or will it be a brother-sister story? Elliot & Ellen Helena & Demetrius

I would very much like to know for certain the specific magical abilities (if any) available to Mrs Kitsune.

This is not Ellen in a 40's style pinup. This is a photo of Mrs Dunkel's grandmother back in 1943.

The music is not a function of eating the spinach. That tune comes from opening a can of spinach by squeezing it with one hand. It is canned music. No, the most dangerous side effect of canned spinach seems to be encouraging tobacco use. Then again... A later Popeye cartoon (when the TV people had to ACT like they were socially conscious) had the sailor man claim that he just uses his pipe to "toot". What if the spinach causes severe flatulence? In that case, loudly tooting with the pipe may just be an attempt to distract attention from other tooting.