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Don't enlarge yourself.
Shrink the shelves.
 

That was going to be the gist of my response, thank you.
I can see the incident in the grocery store:
"Mommy, that lady just got taller so she could reach the shelf!"
"That's it, young lady, no treat for you if you're going to make up lies about other people."

It’s easier for her to embrace smallness now that it is optional rather than mandatory.

Cabbages have a long history in technology—one of the earliest computers was invented by Charles Cabbage.

Maybe we should call it a “sidegrade” instead, since everything goes sideways when it happens.

Well, duh, cheese season is in the fall, after all the baby cheeses have had a chance to mature.

They chased me out of the store when I brought my cheese gun.

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make”.
They didn’t mind the troops dying, but that was only if they succeeded in killing the enemy as well. Having the soldier fail to get close enough to make the attack was a waste.

This page, and the two following, detail Susan’s strategy, which revolves around being able to play her special card at the right time.

Watching The Daily Show, a rerun from the last day of the RNC. Pretty biting stuff. In reality, I'm only watching it as a test of a Paramount+ install on my new Fire Stick 4K. I've migrated Paramount+, peacock, Disney+, Prime Video, FloMarching, and last but hardly least, YouTubeTV, to the Fire Stick 4K. It's running sweetly on a v6 WiFi connection, better I might say than the base Samsung TV ran with a wired 10/100 connection (the max wired speed it supported).
I've also installed pluto tv, and quickly found the Sailor Moon channel, to the chagrin of the rest of the household. I am chaos personified. 

How was Apollo 10 unsuccessful? It was never planned to land, only to test the lander and docking in lunar orbit.

 
They aren't calling you.
Explorer has a side hustle under the alias "Kevin".
 

Gullible Thimblewits is a good name for a rock band.
Marjorie, the Green Tailor is an Orc NPC that owns a shop near the village square. When you visit, she will regale you with worthless rumors she imagines in the moment. The village is full of half wits, and even they know she's crazy.
How can you tell if the Space Lasers are Jewish? Is there some covering they remove for a bris? Do they require an astronaut rabbi to perform the honors? I did not realize Israel had such a space program.

"This is MY Human!" - Explorer the Cat.
 
 

Seems reasonable. He looks like a poorly made ventriloquist's dummy with really bad hair.

"Yes, Camdin, you turned us both to the other team."

There are rumors that he has been attempting ventriloquism recently, so lip movement may no longer be necessary for him to lie aloud.

Tedd refers to the spell analysis resembling gibberish in panel two here https://www.egscomics.com/comic/hope-076

 
Go ahead and shrink people, Rhoda.
The town will blame Tedd out of habit anyway. 
 

Sack of Rome by Goths, 410

"Human! Bring back The Dot.  I know you have it.  I want it!" - Explorer the Cat.
 

I was briefly hoping that the existence of the spammers meant the we could get new members, but alas they are old users,  Drat 

Given that he sees his opponent as a cow, this would seem to be a high steak environment.

Given that he sees his opponent as a cow, this would seem to be a high steak environment.

Given that he sees his opponent as a cow, this would seem to be a high steak environment.