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Ruling the whole world is too much stress and responsibility. I just want to dominate the people I meet, not a bunch of strangers I will never see. 

Ruling the whole world is too much stress and responsibility. I just want to dominate the people I meet, not a bunch of strangers I will never see. 

 
The dirtiest lobster trick had to be when the Acadians fled the Maritimes for Louisiana, but forgot to bring along their Atlantic Lobsters.  The determined lobsters would follow, no matter what, and crossed half of North America.  Unfortunately, the overland trip wore down the crustaceans into the Crawdads prized by the Cajun people to this day.
 

NP Comic for Saturday, Jul 22, 2023
George has a pet theory. It is easier to take care of than a cat or dog, no financial cost for food and vet bills, but it won't curl up on your lap, either. Instead, it sits in your brain, festering. Ah, well, different strokes, I suppose.

 
The Hollywood adventure school.
When in doubt, blow something up.

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

Yes, they might have named themselves after a stick instead.

That would be Cardinal Sanders.
 

"Cleaning is very important." - Explorer the Cat.

Don’t try to understand ‘em
Just rope and throw and brand ‘em!

 
Does the comics authority still censor issues where the characters get stoned?
 

My father was stationed at Shemya in 1970. It’s literally as remote as you can be while still being within the United States.

The closest thing to an “alien biosphere” that humanity has encountered to date has been Australia, with its radically different species (e.g. all mammals there were marsupials). We should probably take a lesson from what happened to it.

The problem is that urban warfare is a rather different animal than urban law enforcement. I am very much afraid that the proliferation of automatic weaponry, hand grenades and more modern tactics has made it a bad time to be a horse in a place like Kherson or Bakhmut. This is not even mentioning open land. Horses might still be useful for transport, I admit, but the wise rider will keep his animal away from the front lines.
This gives me an amazing mental image of a moon base where astronaut cavalry patrols its environs on spacesuited horses.

"Mail me to Abu Dabi."

Since when do political parodies make sense?

Oh, sorry, that was in response to Darth Fluffy and the Pharaoh discussing Napoleon’s reputed short height.

Trump is probably better described as the Wizard—a charlatan who has his supporters convinced that he can work magic, while he gets other people to do his dirty work.

Did you mean "created an Enots S'Rehposolihp?"

"The Human is feeling under the weather. I'll hang out with him until he gets up." - Explorer the Cat.

Summer is daylight time, so yes it would be CDT.

... which is why you should always wear boots with good arch support when delving in dungeons (in the previous editions).
 
Now, the new theme is "I think you're alone now."
 

"Taking a nap in the sun light.  I like this" - Explorer the Cat.