Pharaoh RutinTutin

If Dan hasn't already thought of this, I am blaming you when it happens.

Considering the value his culture places on being technicaly honest, it is likely that something you can describe as "cake" was among the things Liam was considering.
And if Elliot won't stop appologizing, he will be deported to Canada, eh.

Also, that jacket does not go with what she is wearing

Also, that jacket does not go with what she is wearing

Also, that jacket does not go with what she is wearing

If I am reading these photos correctly, Explorer practices Red Dot catch & release

One interresting point is that the conflict from thousands of years ago is spoken of as if it happened last week.
Is it possible that the same government & rulling caste has steadily dominated their entire world ever since? 
If the rulers don't change, there is no need to reexamine or rewrite the myths & legends that justify their right to rule. 
If the Uryuom conflict was the event that cleared the previous board & set the pieces upon which the statup quo is currently built, then it is in the current rulers' interest to have every one learn their version of that war's battles, generals & martyers.  Everything after that can be glossed over. 

Reminds me of the Tates Compass
This legendary traveler's aid is an apparently ordinary magnetic compass of good quality that has the remarkable feature of being able to point in ANY direction EXCEPT due north or the way the traveler should go.  Despite this inconvenience, those who hold the Compass from Tates will believe it over any and all contradictory directional information.  Thus the infamous company slogan.  He Who Has A Tates Is Lost.

Edward does not appear to have shaken nerves or a rattled brain. 
Are we sure this is a great ball of fire?

Someone get this comic to the North Pole, immediately.
YES SANTA CLAUS, THERE IS A VIRGINIA!

Someone get this comic to the North Pole, immediately.
YES SANTA CLAUS, THERE IS A VIRGINIA!

Someone get this comic to the North Pole, immediately.
YES SANTA CLAUS, THERE IS A VIRGINIA!

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality

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Anytime you need to know who around you is sophisticated and culturally enlightened, just start singing "Where, Oh Where Are You Tonight?"

Anytime you need to know who around you is sophisticated and culturally enlightened, just start singing "Where, Oh Where Are You Tonight?"

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Amazing how you can clearly say what is in the package, and people will still be surprised & offended

Well, I'm at the same pizza place I was at last week ordering another pizza with mushrooms
I suspect the mushrooms are not responsible for my mental state

Perhaps the Uryuom "world" is made up of the 13th floors humans are unable to see

So play this out down the road
Edward and Lavender decide to get married
Edward asks his son Tedd to be his best man
Lavender asks Tedd to be her maid of honor
Hilarity ensues . . . 
(This may be decided by clothing choices.  Edward is likely to pick ordinary rental tuxes for the groomsmen, so the decision may come down to does Lavender choose nice or ridiculous bridesmaid dresses for her party)

On first encounter, Elliot is much like a big dog who puts on a mean face unless he is with his family, when he becomes a playful puppy

Some how, a reprimand for procrastination from a comic that has taken over twenty years to get a group of teenagers through the last two grades of high school doesn't seem to be particularly stinging

That range of temperatures is not what I would call plain, and an 11o low is far from great

If Edward is correct that Tired and Mundane are good, then I must be Great.
And I think it is about time that someone teaches Grace the art of Poker.  She desperately needs a poker face before dealing with other humans