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Don't enlarge yourself. Shrink the shelves.

Oh, yeah, that's one of the reasons he gave for not going to the tournament right after he got his spell.

The way I heard it, you take the pot of boiling water out into the cornfield with you. Grab an ear of corn, peel the husk back and take the cornsilk off, then bend the stalk over so you can put the ear in the water.

That was going to be the gist of my response, thank you. I can see the incident in the grocery store: "Mommy, that lady just got taller so she could reach the shelf!" "That's it, young lady, no treat for you if you're going to make up lies about other people."

It’s easier for her to embrace smallness now that it is optional rather than mandatory.

Thing is, he couldn't do it for a much more pressing reason. He had picked himself a staff of genuinely competent and dedicated people, and they would have refused to carry out any such order even if he had been willing to give it. And the devil of it is that no democratic (small d) president could conceivably do it. It would be handing victory to the fascists. We may joke and even laugh at the jokes, but the problem is that in the deepest sense it isn't really funny. Until that ruling is rightly overturned it will lie like a loaded gun on the steps to the White House for any authoritarian president to use. All they need to do is assemble a staff of unscrupulous grifters and fawning sycophants, and Bob's their uncle.