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https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/teddgameopinions-013 Of course the same could be said for enemy soldiers... But doggies usually are cuter than most soldiers

I am convinced that the Trans-Human Genetic Enhancement that needs funding from every major government and corporation is a Caffeine Gland No more poor farmers spending their lives growing and harvesting beans and leaves without any nutritional value No more multinationals selling us said beans and leaves for thousands of times what they paid said poor farmers No more baristas who can't spell their own name with a Sharpie on a foam cup No. Let us fuel our own endocrine system

https://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/2021-001 Not one of my favourite Sketchbook entries However, it was the only Sketchbook page Dan posted on the Sketchbook site during the Dark Times, so here it is

The Dark Times covered the conclusion(?) to the Parable story arc, the Wrong Answers Only Q&A thread, and the start of Tedd Video Game Opinions in the NP comics If there is something that needs to be said about any of the comics therein, this may be a good place to say it And if you could include the date of (and perhaps a link to) the specific comic to which you are referring, that would be helpful

Thoughts are nothing but trouble

Should we go back and create comment threads for the comics that were posted during the Dark Times? My immediate opinion would be no. But perhaps there are compelling reasons why we should?

The Hack was among my targets If anyone has other means of communication, please use them I asked Thoth to write a general announcement where any interested party might read it, only to later remember that most EGS fans are not particularly literate in Hieroglyphics Left facing one eyed falcon, Soldier walking with right foot raised, Cartouche with Eye of Horus and seven feathers, Bat Signal, Shaft of wheat, and Anubis seated on a golden bench

What? There is a way of actually playing those things?

Take your time We'll check back before lunch

We're getting the band back together... But I seem to have misplaced my bagpipes No one wants to help me find them

I've missed Explorer The cats at my job won't get close enough to me to shed on me

About a year's worth of social interaction and EGS related chat activity Apparently they were just sitting here the whole time

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/teddgameopinions-012 Sarah? Is there something you want to say about spiders?

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/teddgameopinions-011 Can you dislike spiders and still like Spiderman? Or, on the other spinnerette, could a hardened super-villain who had previously admired the descendants of Arachne develop a fear of, or an aversion to, our eight-legged escorts following an unpleasant encounter with a friendly neighborhood web slinger? Anyway, I'm certain there is some master debater out there who will insist that loudly doing something similar to the thing to which you object is a great argument strategy. So good plan Ms Brown

https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-023 Is this supposed to show that Agent Edward Verres is such a unphasable professional that he will not give the obligatory spit-take when confronted with this information? Or did the scene just cut away before the punch-line? When first reading the note, I thought Grace meant that she had already left the house for school and would explain when she got home. The final panel, if I am interpreting it correctly, implies that Grace wrote and posted the note just after she woke from the dream, only to go back to bed. But more importantly Grace did not specifically address this to Edward or Tedd. She had to know that either of them would see it on the refrigerator. Along with the aftermath of Ashley's party where Tedd demonstrated the Mirror to his Father and with Edward making the report to Arthur, I suspect that Tedd is no longer asking the others to keep secrets from his Father and/or the FBI Paranormal Division.

https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-024 I am sorry to see this particular dream-sequence end It would have been Fabius to see Grace save the Roman Republic with Bake Sales Now I am wondering exactly which "certain point of view" is needed to understand why Uryuoms are not from Outer Space

But what about the epic Uryuom vs Space Shark knife fights!?

I could talk about the weather in the Sunshine State... But that is usually just hot Usually Humid And if not humid, so dry that it is a wildfire hazard But most of you are not in the Sunshine State (and be grateful for that) So here is what's happening on the Sun Space Weather Message Code: ALTEF3 Serial Number: 3141 Issue Time: 2021 May 25 1243 UTC CONTINUED ALERT: Electron 2MeV Integral Flux exceeded 1000pfu Continuation of Serial Number: 3140 Begin Time: 2021 May 24 1805 UTC Yesterday Maximum 2MeV Flux: 1263 pfu NOAA Space Weather Scale descriptions can be found at www.swpc.noaa.gov/noaa-scales-explanation Potential Impacts: Satellite systems may experience significant charging resulting in increased risk to satellite systems. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GEOMAGNETIC STORM CONDITIONS EXPECTED FOR 25-26 MAY published: Monday, May 24, 2021 03:36 UTC A G1 (Minor) geomagnetic storm watch has been issued for 25 May with a G2 (Moderate) watch for 26 May due to the arrival of multiple CMEs from 22-23 May associated with flare activity from active sunspot Region 2824.

This has been an interesting year How funny is it that a means of communication and social interaction that is based on not being physically near one another should become unavailable to us in a year we were not allowed to be physically in the presence of other human beings?

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/teddgameopinions-010 As one who has confronted Writer's Block many times, let me assure you that Dan is not accurately translating Mr Block's "Mee Moo Mowrs" Although the video is chopped, I can make out a bit of what he is saying Unless you enjoy the recipe details of fish and bean stew pretending to be Texas Chili, be glad you can't lip read Writer's Block

Hello Hello... Hello...? Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart's on fire If you refuse me Honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own

Is there a fish-person tradition from central Illinois beyond the Chicken of the Sea label?

First, The Sword In The Stone should be viewed as the first film in a triple feature also including Excalibur and Holy Grail Second, if this is a reenactment of The Last Supper, who will betray, who will deny, and who will be crucified? Next, anyone else suspect that Ashley's statements may actually mean she wants to be transformed into animals but is afraid to admit it? Also, we have not yet seen enough of Kevin to know anything for certain, although it would probably be quite easy for a wand to become a one dimensional character And an observation, Dan has spent a lot of time on the preparatory part of this story. Now it seems that the introductions and preparations are over. Does the author know where this tale is going from here? Finally, TV Trays continue to exist. I know I was using TV trays while I was in High School in the 80s. Of course they were the trays my parents received as wedding presents in the 60s. And let us not forget that according to Weird Al you can get Smurf TV trays on E-Bay

The dangerous people of history were those who were utterly insane and yet convinced others that they were sensible

Crazy idea, but who knows? Adrian Raven walks into a rarely used room in his house and finds it unnaturally dark and silent. Then a sustained double low C is heard and a dim light forms in the shadow. The tone grows into the opening of Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss. At the first crescendo light fills the area revealing the regenerating Pandora in the form of the Space Baby from 2001.