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Dan has revealed the identities of two Ninja in Moperville, and his attempt to distract the readers from this fact by portraying Diane and Susan as Ninja is a poor cover-up

According to the US Department of Defense ConPlan 8888, Chicken Zombies are the only type of zombies currently confirmed to exist https://www.stratcom.mil/Portals/8/Documents/FOIA/CONPLAN_8888-11.pdf?ver=2016-10-17-114016-887 https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1817&dat=20061206&id=znUjAAAAIBAJ&sjid=-acEAAAAIBAJ&pg=6693,3418625

https://egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-028 Giving a potential customer a free sample is often a way to encourage a sale But you risk the potential customer being so distracted by the shiny new toy that they will not sit still for you to describe what else in in the catalogue

I had an older teacher in third grade who openly lamented in class that she could not have us repeatedly recite rote facts because that was not what education was supposed to be in the 1970s Today, I see the ability to recite lists like the Kings of England, the Presidents of the Untied States, or the leading exports of Australia that are not shipped by air or water largely as exercise in trivia Of course, if we did not have instant access to this kind of information at our fingertips regardless of current location, the situation would be different

I remember one day at work when a new waitress proved to be utterly incapable of calculating a guest check on her own Later that week, I ran into my 6th grade math teacher and could only think "Yes, you will need to know this in real life"

Remember Math is not a Science It is a Religion

Tedd was certainly pressured into admitting Diane to the party The sequence of events leading up to the call from Susan left Tedd in a situation where there were valid reasons for giving either a "Yes" or "No" answer, and plenty of reasons why either answer would have been the wrong answer Will every body spend the rest of the night attempting to behave in such a way that will avoid offending anybody and, at best, become a comedy of manners? Or will this party expand on the original theme and welcome two new spellcasters into the wonderful world of magic?

Unfortunately, it can be difficult to "fire" independent contractors like Uber drivers Maybe Uber won't use her, but there are other systems out there And if Uber has trouble keeping drivers in your area, they might ignore what she did

The way video games visually represent characteristics that are not necessarily physical can vary wildly and are not always consistent or logical Ok, we get that Now how does this advance the story?

Has Tedd been developing a Super Saiyan form? Does Sensei Greg know about this?

For years, I have heard people say that the President of the United States needs actual business experience Well, now we have a president with business experience, but who's previous government experience had been largely adversarial Before the current President, EVERY President of the United States had previously held at least One of these Five Government offices (most, two or more) 1 Vice President of the United States (Who is also the President of the US Senate) 2 Member of Congress (including House, Senate, Constitutional Convention, and Continental Congress) 3 Governor of a State 4 General in the United States Army 5 Member of the Presidential Cabinet There are realities of working in politics that do not have equivalents in business This is not to say that business experience has no value to a potential president, only that the president needs to be aware that Pennsylvania Avenue is not a corporate board room

Still more likely than some other options In the history of the United States, a dozen American women have married Princes or Kings Only four have ever served on the US Supreme Court

When did Tedd develop an academic or professional scientific interest in metallurgy?

In one reality you casually dropped your keys on the table and in another you carefully laid them on the dresser This is annoying when they merge

We all know about Sagittarius A*, the Super Massive Black Hole at the core of the Milky Way that is about four million times the mass of the Sun and about twenty five thousand light years away There is a likely Black Hole of about eleven solar masses in the direction of the constellation Monoceros, the Unicorn, about three thousand light years away Personally, I thought that 3,000 Light Years was plenty close enough for a Black Hole to get to Earth Now I am finding out that there may be a Primordial Black Hole about ten times the mass of the Earth less than one light year from Earth I often thought that the universe was going down the drain, it seems that there are even more drains than I suspected

So now we are going to have Chainsaw Wielding Dragons at the Party? This may not be a bad thing Especially if the Pizza on the way is particularly tough or rubbery I'm a little tired right now, but has it been established in the comic if any regularly featured character is capable of, and inclined to, chainsaw juggling? I want to say Akiko, but I'm not entirely certain

And if all else fails, try comparing the amount of nothing that exists against everything that does exist

If you eat the pies you will gain weight And if you do not eat the pies you will gain weight from some other source This game gives the player a lot of choices And no matter what the player may choose, the player's character will be exactly what the game wants it to be

http://egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-025 This reaction from Rich and Larry is not unexpected, IF they happen to be Ferengi...

Potential awkwardness resolved? I thought this was EGS Would a wand operating on the principle of Tedd's gauntlet allow Ashley access to a spell she has learned but can not yet power?

It was mostly in the (crude) early appearances of the Ferengi in TNG. To them, the Federation habit of putting clothes on females was almost a demand for the Ferengi to remove said clothes.

I always knew the Stork Market was for the birds

Remember, Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother lived to be over 101, but George VI died at 56 So let's keep in mind a few other longevity records for her and her descendants to hit before 2024 According to the infalible Wikipedia The oldest heir apparent to an heir apparent to an heir apparent was Edward VIII (aged 6 years 213 days at the death of Victoria). Prince George of Cambridge is currently 6 years, 94 days old and would surpass Edward VIII on 20 February 2020. Charles, The Prince of Wales is already the oldest Heir Apparent Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge is already the oldest Heir Apparent to an Heir Apparent Elizabeth, despite producing the longest serving heirs apparent, was never heir apparent herself. At birth, she was third in line and everyone expected her to become just another royal princess to haul out on state occasions and marry off to some foreign prince. Liz will reach the number four spot of all Monarchs with verifiable dates of reign who ruled independent and sovereign nations in March of 2020 There are a few longer reigning monarchs from antiquity or who "ruled" states that were actually British Protectorates or clients of the Holy Roman Empire. But do they actually count? And on 18 July 2020, Elizabeth II will hit 25,000 days as Queen

Ashley, before you go jumping to conclusions about who may be hitting-on whom, please realize something Nanase used to date your current boyfriend Nanase currently dates your current boyfriend's sister So either the relationship between Ellen & Nanase has an "open" quality of which we had not yet been made aware Or Nanase is far more careless than I ever expected

A dealer in "potions" giving free samples? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIzRGHuJt_I