Pharaoh RutinTutin

Does this mean Diane is one of those "fast women" my grandmother was afraid would get me?

Rock AND Roll, to be specific.

Gallagher passed away recently. Funeral attendees are advised to wear ponchos, just in case.

Earth Men can not produce offspring with Macaques, Mastodons, Mynah Birds, Mosquitoes, Mantas, Mosses, Measles, or Maple Trees.  Although some have tried.
If, as expected, Earth Men and all these other life forms are descended from a single evolutionary ancestor, then the Men would be far more genetically compatible with these than with any life form that developed from an ancient ancestor on another planet.
Therefore, without god level magic and / or technology (or an almost infinitely improbable intermediate ancestor) there should be no way for Men to reproduce with a life form not native to Earth.
Thus, we need to invoke the Alienthropic Principle.  An Alien-Human hybrid can only exist on a world where an Alien-Human hybrid can exist.

So the manager of my gym asks if I had any questions.  I ask him "Heat Death or Big Rip?" He had no idea what I was talking about.
If there are limits on what I may ask, don't broadly ask me "Any questions?"

Material Components for this ritual include the chicken and a secret blend of eleven herbs & spices

You say you want a resolution?  Well, you know . . .
We all want to change the world.

So far, I am imagining the mayor as Adam West in Family Guy.
Will this adventure be a chase for an Egg MacGuffin?

So I'm at the restaurant waiting for my omlette when a cook tells a waitress "we have no bananas".
Why is there never a barbeshop quartet arround when you need one?

So I'm at the restaurant waiting for my omlette when a cook tells a waitress "we have no bananas".
Why is there never a barbeshop quartet arround when you need one?

So I'm at the restaurant waiting for my omlette when a cook tells a waitress "we have no bananas".
Why is there never a barbeshop quartet arround when you need one?

Use the mom scale.  That's the number of sweaters you need to wear until mom no longer feels cold

You say that as if the Cat controlls what the Tail does.  The Tail may be attached to the Cat, but it has its own will.

I thought Objective Reality & Doccumented History were also at war with Putin.

Does Rich see himself as Sir Gallahad the Chaste adventuring in Castle Anthrax?

There was a pedestrian bridge over the drainage ditch between my park & the park next door.  It significantly cut the walking distance to the bus stop, grocery & many other businesses I use frequently.  But it was damaged in the storm. 
Now it may not be used pending inspection.  There is no schedule for that. 
An inspection may result in an order to repair or replace the structure.  If those prices are too high, the bridge will likely be demolished.
Most of my neighbors are older than me.  Manny with mobility issues.  
Is this the fun part?

Lousy prognosis.  But at least they are being upfront with you.
 

Best summary of Jimmy Carter

Doesn't that belong on the Politics Thread?

6 O and you win.

Blink:  OK  5 O

Good luck and you stay dry!

Sub par?
No.  I expect a quintuple bogie on the par 3 first hole with a year's worth of mulligans and a 'that's a gimmie' concession when the ball rolls back to the correct time zone.

Ha!  Fooled you.  We don't have snack at my games.

My parents never talked to me about the meteors.  I had to sort through a lot of bad information on the street and finally rely on silver age comics to tell me what I needed to know