Xenophon Hendrix

Did anybody besides me notice that the sword Susan used survived its encounter with the bearded snake-vampire?
I think the narration is a bit of book-learning left by Jerry to his next life now using the working title of "Zeus."

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And we're up in Elliot's room...and Ellen's room. And Elliot did get a giant beanbag chair. I wonder if Noah did too?

What if Adrian is Tedd's father?
He did say that he was responsible for Noriko leaving Edward.
If Adrian and Noriko had an affair...

IF the big secret is NOT that half immortals can bear/sire children, then Dan is setting up the most epic misdirection narrative ever.

I don't have a cell phone, I don't really need that expense right now while I have car payments, car insurance and internet, and low income at the moment.

Feliscia Catherine Chase, perhaps?

The "part-squirrel seyunolu who is a woman of grace" is vague enough that it sounds like it came from a seer. Noah's father was a member of a political group that was trying to create a seyunolu messiah. Perhaps Noah remains in touch with that group, or its former members, or its successor group, and one of the members is a seer.

He implies that secrets helped kill his parents, but he doesn't actually say they were the same secrets.

My thought is that if someone has already but a lot of work into a given page, you shouldn't just delete it. That way lies hurt feelings and discouragement. Perhaps, as CritterKeeper has suggested, just hide any spoilers.

Nothing about permission from a majority (that we know of).  She (like all other immortals) can't do much herself except guiding and empowering.  If she wants anything else done (whether that's depowering, saving a life, killing a vampire, committing murder, defeating a cult leader, or anything else), she has to get a mortal to do it (and she can provide guidance and empowerment to the mortal to help them accomplish the task).  She could place the clog herself, because placing the clog is itself empowering.  Removing the clog is not empowering, so she has to get someone else—in this case, Sarah and (presumably) Mr. Raven—to actually remove the clog.

I've asked this question before, but do we have any idea how many junior Van Helsing's Susan's father may have spread around the world?

The author, he is jerking us around.

The author, he is jerking us around.

The author, he is jerking us around.

The author, he is jerking us around.

Everything is up in the air again! Are Susan and Diane really sisters? Will Tedd confront Magic about his disappointment? Will PharaohRutinTutin's pyramid mortgage be foreclosed? Is mlooney's dishwasher secretly summoning Nyarlathotep? Is CritterKeeper really The Old Hack's maiden aunt?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT YEAR OF EGS! SAME EGS-HOMEPAGE, SAME EGS-FORUMS!

The author, he is jerking us around.

The author, he is jerking us around.

The author, he is jerking us around.

Given that Rhoda can change size much better than Tedd's morphing devices, I think it's fair to say that she's an even better shape-changer than Elliot, though perhaps not as versatile as Grace.

She is worried for him. He has made a lot of experiments that have either been shaped by or entirely relied on the intense magical field in Moperville. (Also, as an aside: I suspect Tedd can only use his Marked spell because of the magical field, but I am uncertain of how much of a factor that plays in Grace's concerns.)
In short, once the field is gone, much of Tedd's work will have been rendered irrelevant. This is probably also why Tedd is reluctant to believe Box. It's a massive shock to his worldview, especially if Box is speaking the truth. Note that he is arguing with himself in order to convince himself that reducing the magic field is actually a good thing.

If you are, this terrain is booby trapped.

I bet chart generation is one of Edward's spells.

Suppose either Susan or Diane were created, Ellen-style.  Not by the Dewitchery Diamond, just created out of magic.
Susan and Diane both have the ability to make stuff out of magic.  And that ability is hereditary.  Which means of whatever parent(s) the two have in common, one of them should have the ability or at least the potential for it.  Maybe it's actually Susan's mom with the ability and in the moment of childbirth created a twin out of magic.
The biggest hole is the idea is how Ed Verres wouldn't know about it or learn about it doing research.  This sort of thing is right up his ally.
 

My own guess is that they are actually like the hammers used to be. Some Immortal got involved in that management book craze that flared up a while back and loved it so much that he made a charts and tables artifact that works similarly to the hammer artifact. And anyone that knows the trick can conjure charts for whatever they want to talk about simply by waving a pointer, asking for attention and looking stern.