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Spontaneously changing hair colour is a medical condition.

Well, Sauron was a man,. Men don't ask for directions. It's in the man code. There's in-canon proof: Ellen, a woman no more than hours old, stopped to ask Phil for directions. Meanwhile, did either Tedd or Elliot ask for directions? For all we know they were in Canada by the time Hedge gave them a lift. And all this could been avoided if Tedd had remembered to design that belt to turn Elliot into a catgirl. Talk about a really stupid omission. Tedd should really do all his research as a girl. Maybe a catgirl, as long as there's no yarn or vacuum cleaners around.

Technology is getting damn uppity. Even back when I was a kid I felt that clocks had too much power over our lives. Now they come right out and tell us to take a hike.

It's because he is about to do a jump to the left and then a step to the right..

....them?
Sensei Greg, Hanma, Vladia.
Of those three, which two are "Normal"?
Let them interact like the unusual and extraordinary beings they are.

Adrian is the only Elf we've seen in canon, but he isn't unique, which means that Immortal-human sex is allowed as long as it is consensual.
Unless Hanma is posing as a fully adult human woman, Greg shouldn't accept her as his girlfriend. To his own embarrassment and shame, Greg is not a dirty old man

Jealous?  Heck, no!  Hanma would ship Greg/Vladia!

Coking with Daleks...

http://fav.me/d8gs8lp  (deviantart link)

Cute Shoulder Dragon is usually a +2 for males, +4 for females.  I think that's a Cute Shoulder Dragon...of Doom.

Also the dragon we see in the background behind Pandora might be only a handful of yards away from her and be no bigger than a pony. That would make it easier for it to hide.

Would this be a bad time to mention an article I read recently (in a reputable source) that said metformin may have anti-cancer properties?  ;-)
Don't mind me, I take four of those darn extended-release horse tablets every night -- well, every night that I don't forget -- and I use that study to console myself about it.  In my case, it's not for diabetes, but for polycystic ovarian syndrome.  Yes, an insulin sensitizer can improve other hormone disorders, too!  Hormones are weird and interact in unexpected ways sometimes.

Some actual good news for a change: I'm no longer diabetic!
https://dleejackson.lbjackson.com/2018/04/beating-diabetes/

On the one hand, I love the idea, the catly abandon with which Catalina stretches, and the fact that Susan is completely herself, from her appearance to her being turned on by watching.
On the other hand, that tail is coming out the wrong place!  The tail is a continuation of the spine; if it came out where it's pictured, Catalina's pelvis would have nothing to attach to!  I know it can be hard to figure out how to combine clothing with tails, but completely breaking the anatomy just totally ruins any suspension of disbelief.  Better to have it emerge from the shorts in the right place with no explanation, or give it its own little "leg", or have it emerge from one of the normal legs of the shorts, or anything else that's actually possible.

On the one hand, I love the idea, the catly abandon with which Catalina stretches, and the fact that Susan is completely herself, from her appearance to her being turned on by watching.
On the other hand, that tail is coming out the wrong place!  The tail is a continuation of the spine; if it came out where it's pictured, Catalina's pelvis would have nothing to attach to!  I know it can be hard to figure out how to combine clothing with tails, but completely breaking the anatomy just totally ruins any suspension of disbelief.  Better to have it emerge from the shorts in the right place with no explanation, or give it its own little "leg", or have it emerge from one of the normal legs of the shorts, or anything else that's actually possible.

I just had an increase in the rent on my apartment. It comes out to about 75 cents a month. Clearly I am facing utter financial ruin.

Take heart. That places you well ahead of a lot of people. The vast majority of Danish Parliament springs to mind.
Idiotic as this may sound, my initial reaction on reading this was relief. After reading a couple of other posts of yours I was terrified that it might have been cancer. Migraines are awful and I would not wish them on anyone, but after having had cancer in close quarters in my own life I have developed a terror of it I cannot adequately explain.

Maybe he just identifies as male.  After all he isn't referred to as the Demonic Drake.

My head cannon on what we're missing is a reverse camera shot with the tickle fight out of focus in the near foreground and the focus on Ashley sidling up to Susan with a bucket of popcorn (because of course Susan has the best viewing angle). Neither looks at each other in the below exchanges, but look straight at the camera the whole time.
Ashley: "So you like to watch?"
Susan: "Yes"  [Takes out chopsticks to eat the popcorn.]
Ashley: "So have you ever watched Elliot?"
Susan:  [Blushing] "No."
Ashley: [Blushing] "Would you like to?"
Both: [Awkward pause]
Ashley: [Flustered] "... Not that I've even asked him, and we've only kissed, but he's a good kisser, and ... I should stop talking ..."
Susan: "If he was okay with it, I would consider it ... for science."
 

Now you have me wondering if one of the magical artifacts might be an Endless Barrel of Exposition.

Awesome. It's been so long since we last saw the Demonic Duck. I've missed her. <3

Well, we either have to believe he is so extremely bad at teaching wizards that he can be categorized as useless, or he was inactive until the magic changeover and really is from an older system of magic; his modern design could be part of his magic, appearing to the wizard in a form that seems appropriate to the wizard. 

I don't think "annoyed" or "embarrassed" are the main reason Susan is blushing right now.  Something else starting with an "a"....

I don't think "annoyed" or "embarrassed" are the main reason Susan is blushing right now.  Something else starting with an "a"....

It is official. From now on, @mlooney is the authority we go to when we need something canonized.