Pharaoh RutinTutin

 
Laundry products advise testing it on the fabric in an inconspicous location.
After any sort of magic change, one should also test spells in an inconspicous location.
 
 

 
For Shame, Ashley.
Such a nice girl, using such Fowl language.
 
 

 
I see Tedd running a series of Comic Book ads promising to transform your eyes from 56 gram weaklings to Olympian Oculars in less than a year for only $99.98. 
 

Tire Business
 
One of his few lines in the early b&w movie is, "Fire bad!".
 
 
 

 
I thought modern arguments could not be affected by logic, facts or similar concepts 
 

 
When I nod my head, you hit it?
 

 
General Zod et al were sent to the Phantom Zone for attempted insurrection. If that's good enough for Marlon Brando . . . .
 

 
Attack that hand.
Never trust thumbs.
 

 
Remember the weird comments the appliance animals would make in the Flintstones?  Well just imagine actual appliances doing that every day . . .
Is there any necromantic aspect to Tedd's magic?  There are people dying at all times.  What if an enchantment could snag a dying person's soul (or a piece of that soul) making it a part of the enchanted object?
 

 
I get the impression Nanase isn't quite ready to ascribe personhood to Kevin, yet.  Tedd, on the other wand, is so thouroughly annoyed that Kevin must be real.
 

 
If Mrs Kitsune poisons Nanase a little every day, she will develop a tollerance to stronger toxins like public school mystery meat
 

 
As Tedd & Edward Veres are notably shorter than average, they may not be aware of the scientific measurement process called "Pencil Marks in the Kitchen Door Frame".
 

 
An open Waffle House is not necessarily all that great, either
 

Imogen (no final E) is on the Australian Cyclone List.

 
What's to ignore?
I trust there will be issues . . .
 

 
Obviously Tedd did not stay up late enough researching, pacing & thinking. 
Tedd still looks human.  If Tedd had reached full anthropomorphic cartoon animal then an understanding of cartoon physics may have been achieved 
 

Not a paragon 
Just a Bunny Hop in a better direction 
Still, a publisher who can get the leader of the American Nazis to sit down to an interview by Alex Haley is doing something impressive 
 

 
When your life is sitting in the mud, sealed in a shell of your own making, this is as funny as it gets. 
 

Herein lies the folly of assuming that the arithmetic mean is more descriptive of a population than the median or the mode.

 
Ah reckon I never did find myself in such a predicament as in one memorable Old West game (GURPS) 
Seems the bad guy was gettin' away while a big ol' wolf was makin' a mess outta all the townsfolk 
Well having barely survived my encounter with the wolf, I was the last armed person with a shot at the bad guy before he got out of sight 
I somehow managed a long series of health, perception, and will checks (a few critical successes) to get my weapon aimed at the target 
Then, just as I pulled the trigger, I rolled for my Guns / Black Powder Weapon skill and wound up with a critical failure.  Weapon Jam (not the Spartan Breakfast Treat) 
I immediately collapsed, but strangely woke up without a scratch as the full moon rose that night . . . 
 

Pharoah, that explanation is really cheesy.

The wall that they broke was the Fourth Wall.

 
I have not stopped to consider this in quite a while, but what kind of mental health expert would Grace become?
I think she could step into Bob Newhart's office without missing a beat.
 

 
The dirtiest lobster trick had to be when the Acadians fled the Maritimes for Louisiana, but forgot to bring along their Atlantic Lobsters.  The determined lobsters would follow, no matter what, and crossed half of North America.  Unfortunately, the overland trip wore down the crustaceans into the Crawdads prized by the Cajun people to this day.
 

 
Edward persuaded the bosses, but we do not get details.  This means that any thing that comes up in the comic regarding Tedd & the government ( before Tedd met Arthur ) can be explained with "it's part of The Deal" with no other details needed.
 . . . .
If a Uryuom projection hides a body part, that part becomes intangible.  Unless someone sees through the projection.  Then that part can be touched by the person or thing that sees the true form.
This may be the most insane application of the Quantum Observer Effect I have ever heard.  Sigh.  ( Just repeat to yourself, it's just a show, you really should relax. )