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I pondered for a while where this should go and after due consideration decided to put it here.

At the moment, the Danish extreme right wing is splintering into several small parties. The only thing they hate more than one another is anything that is not Danish.

Someone took all the conditions these people demand be satisfied before you count as Danish. It turns out that when you put them all together, they are impossible to fulfil. Thus, according to them, nobody in Denmark counts as Danish. Sigh.

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My grandmother and I tend to make jokes at each other. Here's our most recent text conversation, minus the emoticons and spelling errors

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Nana: What do you call a pig that knows karate

Me: Pork chop.

Nana: Bleah

Me: At first I didn't know why that baseball looked like it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Nana: Ate some oatmeal today. Have felt like mush all day

Me: Yeah, I know the feeling. I felt pretty crummy for eating all the cookies.

Nana: OMG

Me: So there was this whole uproar about a lion in a tree...

 

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Just heard this and figured it was worth resurrecting this thread for, it's certainly /list material.

 

"So someone asked me where I saw myself in three years."

"I told them I don't have 2020 vision."

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8 hours ago, Scotty said:

Just heard this and figured it was worth resurrecting this thread for, it's certainly /list material.

 

"So someone asked me where I saw myself in three years."

"I told them I don't have 2020 vision."

Groan. Yeah, that's awful. *dives for cover before /me shows*

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7 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

Groan. Yeah, that's awful. *dives for cover before /me shows*

/me has decided that if it's in a thread labelled "Bad Jokes", this list isn't really needed.   A simple sweep of names from time to time will be enough.

 

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Just now, mlooney said:

/me has decided that if it's in a thread labelled "Bad Jokes", this list isn't really needed.   A simple sweep of names from time to time will be enough.

 

Speaking of, how is Signor Mlunatico doing?

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Just now, The Old Hack said:

Speaking of, how is Signor Mlunatico doing?

Don't know.  Haven't had any "messages" about him in a while.  If and when they start up I'll post any that seem interesting.

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