The Old Hack

I am refraining from further speculation at this point. I will say that I really like panel four. It appeals to my Buffy fan side.

One rather simple thing Sarah can do, as a D rank talent with an S rank spell, is take huge bites out of the ambient magic buildup.  It doesn't fix the problem, but it buys time.

If you used gold and it got tarnished, I would be really, really worried about what they had poisoned the drink with.

You would know. Weren't you the Dean?

You would know. Weren't you the Dean?

If you used gold and it got tarnished, I would be really, really worried about what they had poisoned the drink with.

Since it had been in the car for that long, presumably it had already turned into Queen's Greatest Hits?

Since it had been in the car for that long, presumably it had already turned into Queen's Greatest Hits?

Hmmmm ... I remember taking apart one which I left in parked car in summer and putting the tape to another which was in original shape compatible with the tape player. The recording was also damaged, but still possible to listen to it ...

Ah, the bad old days. The electronic revolution really has been wonderful. About the only thing I miss about the old ways is LP covers.

Not this again.  The problem is that a preposition was lost in translation and few words were misspelled.
The title was actually Coming In Fourth by Dey.  It was a memoir from Susan Dey on her coming to terms with being the fourth most popular Partridge.
How it was translated into Hieroglyphs and transported to the Old Kingdom is something no one could ever explain to me.

JML, message from my wife. And me.

Ah, me. That reminds me of the time I played a paladin in a rather silly campaign way back in First Edition AD&D (which wasn't called that, it was just AD&D). We all kept making various silly jokes, meta and otherwise. My own most successful one caused the DM to throw a pillow at me and was based on the fact that paladins were so snobbish that they would only adventure at most once with people that they weren't sure was of good alignment.
We'd been on three adventures. At the end of each adventure, my paladin had sold his horse and bought a new one. At last the DM gave in to his itch and had the horse trader ask me, "Why do you keep coming back for a trade? Is there something wrong with the horses I'm selling?"
And my paladin replied, "Yes. They aren't Good enough for me." (Due to horses automatically being Neutral in the game.)
Cue pillow to the head.

It's a youtube link.  Not following it.  Lay long odds it to that Damn Movie.
Mel Brooks, he either makes GREAT1 movies or FULL ON FAIL2 movies.   Spaceballs is made of fail, more so than most of his type 2 movies.
1Silent Movie, Blazing Sadles, Young Frankenstein
2Every thing else he made.

For some reason, this cheers me immensely. Particularly these verses, which I am dedicating to our dear friend Colonel Sanders.
 
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
What's right is right but you ain't been right yet
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
Well, I've just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
 

Gen. Grant!  I choose you!

Clapton is God.
And if you didn't know that, get off my lawn.

He was actually highly politically incorrect. He assumed that it was evil just because it looked evil to him. Bad!

According to one Valentine Michael Smith, Thou art God.

Am I a bad person for wanting Ashley to say "yes, I do, why do you ask?" to Pandora's question?

He was actually highly politically incorrect. He assumed that it was evil just because it looked evil to him. Bad!

You know, I'm kinda wondering if, in the EGS universe, the ancient gods really did exist, and were actually the Immortals before they set up their rules. They would have been so ancient and powerful and bored that they were constantly meddling in the affairs of mortals, demanding sacrifices and tribute and such, then the "Clash of the Titans" happened, nearly destroyed everything, and the Immortals agreed things had to change.

Yeah, it sounds dry enough to help you sleep while being juuuust interesting enough that you want to keep reading.

"Weapons of the Third Reich:An Encyclopedic survey of all small arms, artillery and special weapons of the German land forces, 1939-1945" by Terry Gander, and, of course Peter Chamberland.
I think it's my current goto dead tree sleep aid.

A My little pony version of 2nd life/minecraft where I was building submarines with working weapons and space craft.  My mother was telling me my designs would not work because that's not how NASA did it.  Had trouble telling her that Twilight Sparkle had magic.
Back to reading my gun book.  About 50 pages and I was out like a light.  First got to do that old man wakes up in the wee hours of the morning thing