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Trump is only the smartest person in the room because he deliberately surrounds himself with the dumbest people he can find.

Grace is surprised by what is in the mirror? I thought we had gone beyond this. Grace, there is not another cute squirrel girl in the room. That is your reflection. She can't hurt you or be your friend.

She has no idea how Tedd tested and developed the technology. If she knew anything about Tedd, she would have known this was the default setting. Only if his lips were moving on a day that ends with "Y".

I had some ideas on area fire for “Armored Warfare,” AKA “Project X,” last night, and I'm going to work on it this morning. I'm feeling good this morning and have many ideas to put in writing before I forget them. So, I'm only doing my cat thing for social media today and not doom scrolling it. So, I'm going to be off line most of the day. I'll check for DMs or replies to a message every few hours, then close Discord, Bluesky, and Facebook so they don't distract me. See you later today.

Good luck on getting out of the hospital today. I first read “clips” as “chips”. Good thing they didn't use chips; you would be mind controlled!

I'm assuming Arthur doesn't know Serena because she's support staff and not an active agent. That being the case, I fear he may promote her to an agent only to find that now he doesn't have anyone competent to answer the phones...

Edward didn't get demoted, he got promoted sideways. He was too important a figure in inter-dimensional relations to demote, so he got more responsibility in that area and removed from being a field agent. Or something like that. Of course, that "removed from being a field agent" doesn't exactly apply when the field in question is literally his own house.

One of my favorite Youtubers is Distracted Elf. She does a daily short, mainly about weird D&D rules or oddiets of Forgotten Realms lore. She just did a long-form video about Elven history. I thought I would check it out. 5:32:42. My ADHD brain is no way going to watch a five and a half hour rant. https://www.youtube.com/@DistractedElf

Trump has just tried to wheedle NATO into helping him with his Iran war. You can't make this shit up. Denmark, of course, would immediately have rushed to his aid if we could, but unfortunately we are preoccupied with defending Greenland against a possible foreign invasion.

Mrs. Prof's brother's health improved enough for the doctors to perform a heart catheterization procedure on him. They put in two stents - one on the right artery, and one on the left artery, according to a text Mrs. Prof sent to me. (She's back home, BTW.) Anyway, her brother came through okay, so there's some good news.

Oh, wait. /me Have a star. My shell didn't register that. He forgot what Grace's job is in this arc.

You mean besides Hope herself?

No problem. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.

Why hasn't Tedd noticed this with the seer sense? If Ellen had known this about herself, she would have formed an 80s Hair band just to claim the image as her album cover art.

Not really annoying as such, but a blast from the past. I'm getting spam in Italian again.

I made a on my bike milk run, and nothing bad happened. That 3 times in a row!

“The Human got up early because he went to bed early. He is getting much more sleep now. I'm gonna sit on the desk and look heroic until it's time to go eat. After that, I'll come back and help The Human with his 'work'.” - Explorer the Cat.

"The Human got their noisy thing that fits over his face working again. He got a good nights sleep, so he's feeling better. I'll stay here, hanging out until it's time for breakfast. I might spend some time in the kitchen. I think there is a mouse there, and I need to get it!" - Explorer the Cat

Senator Mike Lee of Utah has just proposed reintroducing letters of marque and reprisal so private US citizens may be empowered to go after enemies of the US. A grand return to the age of piracy on the high seas. There is no possible way this could in any form or shape go wrong! Arrrrrrr! (Someone mentioned planting something illegal on some billionaire's megayacht and using that as an excuse for seizing it, plundering it and haul it off for selling in some neutral country, and this has caused me to be on the verge of being in favour of this insane idea. Where's my One Piece pirate flag?)

Day 2, starting with no major medical issues.

You Can! Just go to bed and read something boring. Before you know it, it's the next day.

I apologize to the Gibbon community.

“Hanging out with The Human. He's making noises with his nose too much to be right by his head, so I'm down on his belly.” - Explorer the Cat.

Here is We need a 40+ strip NP arc on the receptionist's back story!

“Odd. I'm hearing things in the walls while in the bedroom. Or behind them. The Human thinks that the lady on the other side of the house is moving something around. I'm not sure what to think. I'll keep a watch out anyway.” - Explorer the Cat.

“The Human's knees are really hurting him, so he went back to bed to keep them flat. I'm helping make him feel better.” - Explorer the Cat.

Wight lifting.

Hmm. That might explain why his mind went straight to “fairy godmother interfering.” He knows that there is one “working” in the area.

What did Tedd see? And how many pages will it take for an answer?

“It's time to do some houserunning. Then eat some. Then either help The Human or take a nap, maybe both.” - Explorer the Cat.

It seemed to have been moved. You might change the name.

“The Human doesn't want me on the desk. He says that I'm in the way of him typing, and he's doing that more today than normal. Meh, I'll hang out here on the heating thing. He's not using it today, so it's mine!” - Explorer the Cat.

Cheney's biggest issue was that he was the last of the Neocons. Right now, I would love to have Neocons running the government. They tend to be left to neutral on domestic policy and favor a “robust” foreign policy. Having a government that thinks Russia is the enemy right now would be a good thing.

“Shouldn't you be working on Project X or your space vampire slayer game? Anything but bothering me while I try to nap. You could even watch videos. Bust some myths, or pretend you used to be a spy, but leave me alone. Please.” - Explorer the Cat

She was an old Westinghouse floor fan, a vintage model that had seen better days, with more years on her than many of the folks she cooled. But her motor was still sound, and her cord still carried the juice from the wall outlet; she had one job to do, and she was going to do it and fulfill her purpose. So she continued, performing her endless blow job.

Tara vs. Col. Sanders indicates that brute force might work. Previous immortal arrengance was because they could always run away to the spiritual plain. That can't do that now.

Second most recent place I had rice, achieved a strange symmetry in my meal. The rice was undercooked, therefore hard and dry. The salmon was overcooked, therefore hard and dry.

Didn't she just have a big movie?

First, Rhoda really does weigh next to nothing. I compared the weight of my phone with her on and off the screen and there was no discernable difference. Second, the difference between an F and a C can be as tough as the gap from B to A. Appreciate those who help you build those bridges. Also, while Tedd probably sent the text alert, it may have come from Hope or Jeremy.

Oh, I am. I got a lot of work done on Project X.

“The Human never got out of bed this afternoon. He napped and watched videos about busting myths, whatever those are. They kept telling us not to do things at home. Not sure what that meant. Any way, hanging out, keeping his knees flat.” - Explorer the Cat.

Darth's link, fixed (swapped the url and the display text)

Sounds like they're going to have a stable relationship.

Well, he still needs his permit before the project can get any traction.

If Grace has anything to say about it, a big cuddle pile is where it's headed . Assuming AU Grace is anything like Grace Prime.

Liam’s family name is “Tyrant Slayer”, after all.

That, of course, depends on the king and/or queen. Sometimes, like during the War of the Roses (or Henry VIII reign), being a princess might not be that good of a thing. And never mind being one in the HRE or Eastern Europe. The joke about marrying her off to strengthen your relationship with Poland isn't that far from the truth.

“The Human still has a drippy nose and is coughing. He says that he's 75% better but still not getting out of bed until his meds kick in. I'll hang until he does get up.” - Explorer the Cat.

This feels like being asked whether you prefer ebola to pneumonic plague. Then again RFK would happily ensure that you got both, so perhaps that answers the question.

I hope we get to test this theory soon.