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Trump is only the smartest person in the room because he deliberately surrounds himself with the dumbest people he can find.

Grace is surprised by what is in the mirror? I thought we had gone beyond this. Grace, there is not another cute squirrel girl in the room. That is your reflection. She can't hurt you or be your friend.

She has no idea how Tedd tested and developed the technology. If she knew anything about Tedd, she would have known this was the default setting. Only if his lips were moving on a day that ends with "Y".

The “discretion” is in the waiter not addressing him as royalty and blowing his “I’m just a guest like you are” charade in front of Cinderella.

The mask cracking art is brilliant.

ONLY if the role was played by Flip Wilson.

Oh, that's how. Ungodly high shipping.

Edward & Sarah are, this far, the only regulars we have seen tired and grumpy. This my indicate that everyone else is not fully human.

“Son and/or daughter, why is there an Immortal's home attached to ours? With a sleeping Immortal who appears to be a young girl?” “Well, father, you were asleep, and I didn't want to wake you…” “That's one of the things I would not mind being awoken for…” “I'll keep that in mind…”

Yes, but in the Cinderella era, it was powered by horses, and took weeks to complete the transformation. The ball is tonight!

I am reminded of a training exercise once held for the Danish special forces, the Jaegerkorps and the Frogmen. Some squads of them got dropped unarmed and only wearing overalls in southern Jutland, were each handed a six meter long iron rail (total weight some three hundred kilos, or around 675 pounds), and told to carry it some 200 miles back to their home base in northern Jutland. In addition the police, home guard and regular army got mobilized and sent out to capture them before they made it. I heard of the method used by one particular squad to solve the problem. They hid the rail in some woods, split up to steal clothes, food and a truck, then put the rail aboard the truck and drove it at a leisurely pace towards home base. The forces busily searching their entire expected route never even noticed them. Some twelve hours later they found an unoccupied summer cottage close to base and spent the rest of the week there watching TV, playing cards and generally having a good time. Just fifteen minutes before deadline they carried the rail into their home base, having concealed the truck and left the rest of their stolen goodies behind. It should be noted that one thing Danish special forces get taught is to never do honestly what can be accomplished through cheating.

Where are the people who want to impress Jody Foster when we need them? And with better aim.

This needs to be a sketchbook, if not actually in canon.

Noted for game use.

Oh, wait. /me Have a star. My shell didn't register that. He forgot what Grace's job is in this arc.

Why hasn't Tedd noticed this with the seer sense? If Ellen had known this about herself, she would have formed an 80s Hair band just to claim the image as her album cover art.

“The Human isn't feeling well. I'll bet he goes back to bed after he finishs his bowl of kibble. I'll nap with him. He likes that.” - Explorer the Cat.

“The Human got up super early this morning. Whatever this is that he's having for breakfast smells good. I tasted it; it's too salty for me.” - Explorer the Cat. “Yes, she licked a slice of bacon. I'm still eating it.” - The Human.

“The Human got up early because he went to bed early. He is getting much more sleep now. I'm gonna sit on the desk and look heroic until it's time to go eat. After that, I'll come back and help The Human with his 'work'.” - Explorer the Cat.

Political joke. After the Trump administration abducted the President of Venezuela without a preceding declaration of war, it didn't take long for various others to decide that if the US could do that maybe they could as well. Soon, the Penguin Liberation Front of Heard and McDonald Islands saw an opportunity to strike, entered through a hole in the half-demolished White House and made off with Donald Trump. On the very next day they released a video tape stating their terms. "Attention, American tariff lovers! These are our demands! We have your president! You have 48 hours to pay us a hundred million dollars! And if you fail to meet the deadline, WE WILL RETURN HIM TO YOU!"

Day 2, starting with no major medical issues.

“The Human horked up some hairballs, or at least that what it sounded like. He got all bundled up and went to see his vet. He's back, eating crackers and drinking lots of water. I'm hanging out next to him in case he needs help.” - Explorer the Cat.

Here is We need a 40+ strip NP arc on the receptionist's back story!

/me have a smoking, yet pleasant-smelling, star.

What did Tedd see? And how many pages will it take for an answer?

The Chicago Botanic Garden is built around a series of lagoons, providing irresistible goose habitat. They employ a man and a dog who use a golf cart to go from lagoon to lagoon during nesting season to convince the geese to go someplace else. Having watched them at work, I can report that this may be the happiest dog in the world.

Drunk Occam's nifty discount multi-function whatchamacallit (with the removable plastic toothpick), the new gold-plated standard in philosophic evaluation! The corkscrew will be invaluable for maintaining the proper meditative state.

Oh, I am. I got a lot of work done on Project X.

Well, he still needs his permit before the project can get any traction.

/me as DM. Make a perception check. <party blows it> You see a large pile of gold coins and jewelry. You don't see any shadows on the wall.

“The red dot! I've got in on my paw! Now to just get the other paw on it, I'll have it!” - Explorer the Cat.

Wikionary seems to think it is https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/underjoyed As does Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underjoyed

Mine does, but there is no explicit prohibition against using sea mines on land.

I got my new cat-watering thing. It worked as soon as it was filled. Nothing broken. It looks better made than the other's I've had. Let's see how long it lasts. In general, I'm gruntled by this.

Waltzing in private on the balcony is fine, I guess. But it's not really a party until there's a chicken dance on the open bar.

Don't go out tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bathroom on the right

This is like Karaoke for the hearing impaired.

“Just because you got up early and started working on the map for the Math Rocks, with the feather dragons and the wizards, doesn't mean I'm gonna stay up with you. Leave me alone while I take a nap”. - Explorer the Cat

That can't be right. <wiki read> Damn. OK then.

Grace 2 - Electric Boogaloo

“There is that noise again. I'm sure that it's mice now. They seem to be scared of me and wouldn't come down where I can catch them.” - Explorer the Cat.

Surgery went well, although the new drain line is shorter than the old one. It's a PITA to deal with in the bathroom.

He’s not Pennywise—he’s Poundfoolish.

So, Trump has just declared trade war on the whole Earth. How was it that Londo Mollari quote went? Oh right. "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiot would fight a war on twelve."

You're not wrong.

Putin. Musk is not a sole actor; getting rid of him does not solve the problem of him nearly as well as getting rid of Putin solves Russian aggression.

I love the chaotic gestalt. Anyway, fate tried to throw up one last block on our way to the ship - a bomb scare that shut down the tunnel leading to the PortMiami main entrance. Traffic was backed up for hours, but we made it! I'm onboard, here, in the middle of the night, in my Prime Time, typing away on the new MacBook! Everything seems to be working well. If it weren't for the 40mph winds and the rough seas, I'd say things are almost perfect. Thank God for scopolamine.

Grats, Lee!

The Monster Manual, a variety of the Book Mimic . . .