SeriousJupiter

I don't care if you are a time traveller. NO summoning Elder Gods, you hear? Not by you and not by your hardware. If I wake up to news headlines that OK has been consumed by an awakening nightmare from beyond time and space, I am SO giving your ass a warning point.

Compromise. Dan is being a magnificent tapping troll.

I would have started it but doing a cut and paste on a tablet is a pain and I didn't feel like going to the living room to use the real computer.
 
On topic
I can't tell if Dan is being a troll or if he is being a magnificent bastard.  Or just the world's best tap dancer.

I'll be honest, I'd forgotten there even was a Pokémon CCG, and that's far from the core aspect of Pokémon. Heck, even the anime's a small deal compared to the video games. Besides, the Pokémon CCG came out in the US in 1998, while Magic came out in 1993. Not exactly in the same year, or even a year apart. Bit much to hold hatred for Pokémon on that count, as CCGs had been around for 5 years at that point.

The best part of this, to me at any rate, is that Sarah is a male pikachu. 
Good job on Dan, sneaking that in there! 

Ehhh..all that is, is chibi-Tedd doing the Jigglypuff song. I don't see how that would still count.
We at least have an Ashley Mareep.

Jiggly Tedd

... I don't suppose we could see these events in an NP? Please?

If God had meant for us to be nude in public, we would have been born that way!

So Football Players evolve into Cheerleaders by trading, eh? Sure, why not. However, it is pretty weird that they switch sex like that when they evolve. So far the only Pokémon who could change its gender upon evolution is Azurill, and even that was fixed in Gen VI. Of course, I'm just assuming that Cheerleaders are a female-only species in Pokémon EGS. I have nothing against male Cheerleaders, just like male Gardevoir, Lopunny and Gothitelle.
Hmm... Cheerleaders are probably the same type as their pre-evolved form, which is most likely Fighting-type or maybe just Normal-type. However, there are still many things we don't know about them. They can learn Seismic Toss and Bounce, but what about their Stats, Abilities, Egg groups, EV yields, etc? If I had to guess, I'd say that evolving would massively increase Cheerleaders' Speed, but they might not get a very big increase in offensive Stats, since they are noticably less bulky than Football Players. That leaves me to believe that they might be more supportively inclined. You know, since that's kinda what cheerleaders do. They can learn Bounce, but I could see them using support and status moves like Helping Hand, Teeter Dance, Flatter, Attract, Charm, Sweet Kiss and Double Team.
...Then again, they are the evolved form of Football Players after all, so perhaps their increase in offensive Stats would be sufficient enough to make them good sweepers. With STAB moves like Mach Punch, Close Combat and High Jump Kick they would be a serious threat against more frail and slow opponents, and they could get some nice coverage with moves like Acrobatics, Sucker Punch, the elemental Punches and possibly even Stone Edge.
As for their Abilities, maybe something like Cute Charm, Speed Boost, Iron Fist, Adaptability, Inner Focus, Simple, Prankster, Magic Bounce or Scrappy. There are lots of great options.

Come to the Dork Side, Diane. We have griffins.

Wow. For some reason, I was afraid that a Pokémon joke about evolution would have caused a religious argument, but instead you chose to talk about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
I love you guys.

Wow. For some reason, I was afraid that a Pokémon joke about evolution would have caused a religious argument, but instead you chose to talk about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
I love you guys.

Come to the Dork Side, Diane. We have griffins.

Wow. For some reason, I was afraid that a Pokémon joke about evolution would have caused a religious argument, but instead you chose to talk about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
I love you guys.

That slayed strip is in the realm of Weird Al Yankovic.
A  parody that is better than the original.

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I'm speechless. This is my favorite pinup so far. It's everything I could have wished for.

Come to the Dork Side, Diane. We have griffins.

 
 
I don't even know what some of those words mean and I'm too lazy to Google them, so I'll just trust you on those.

Let the Geek flow! It is your destiny.

Come to the Dork Side, Diane. We have griffins.

Come to the Dork Side, Diane. We have griffins.

It's adorable to see Diane geeking out like this, even if she does deny it.
How she justifies seeing this film to Lucy, despite it's "dorky" origins, is interesting though. It's because it is a big-budget blockbuster. In other words: it is commercially successful.
Too many people sadly think like this. For them, films and other artforms are only worthy of respect if they make money, not because of what they mean for the audience. It's such a pitiful way of thinking.

Wow. For some reason, I was afraid that a Pokémon joke about evolution would have caused a religious argument, but instead you chose to talk about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
I love you guys.