Pharaoh RutinTutin

Congratulations Elliot. You're now a magi-cyborg. Get a better smartphone, fool! You now can watch Youtube videos and read internet forum threads directly via your body while superheroing.
 
On second thought, let's not read internet forum threads, they are a silly place.

Susan was probably involved.

Susan was probably involved.

Susan was probably involved.

No.
Realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

A moose once bit my sister

No offense was intended.  If I don't double check every detail, I make mistakes.
Strange how the spellcheck accepts "Dianne" with two Ns but rejects "Tedd" with two Ds.

A Chesterfield, I presume?

Why would you want to use your cat's pillow as a DVR remote?

Perhaps the spell simulates Carboniferous Earth atmosphere in the vicinity of the large invertebrates?

Hmm, a thought: Might the spike in vampire attacks be part of Sirleck's plan to keep Helena and Demetrius occupied? Sirleck would be ensuring that they encounter every Aberration that comes into the area, both to keep them busy, and to keep them distracted from noticing him (as he said, body snatchers are even more hated than vampires, given that they not only steal a victim's life but also impersonate the victim and steal the victim's reputation and relationships).

Sports Illuminated
The Illuminati's internal publication about what is REALLY happening in athletics.
Do you think it was just a coincidence that Middle Tennessee's "upset" win  in the first round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament would ensure that there were absolutely no "perfect" brackets for the remainder of March Madness?  If you had read last month's Sports Illuminated, you would have known what was scheduled.
 

With such a wild name as "Anime Style Martial Arts" Mrs Kitsune may have been inclined to dismiss Greg's Dojo, just like Noah.  But this may have made it MORE attractive.  If Nanase's mother found the Phys-Ed and Sports programs at Moperville Schools to be inadequate or unacceptable she might have looked for an outside exercise or sport for her daughter.  A crazy title and a few flashy moves might be perceived as an equivalent to putting marshmallows in cereal, a way to get kids to swallow something that is good for them.

Sports Illuminated
The Illuminati's internal publication about what is REALLY happening in athletics.
Do you think it was just a coincidence that Middle Tennessee's "upset" win  in the first round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament would ensure that there were absolutely no "perfect" brackets for the remainder of March Madness?  If you had read last month's Sports Illuminated, you would have known what was scheduled.
 

With such a wild name as "Anime Style Martial Arts" Mrs Kitsune may have been inclined to dismiss Greg's Dojo, just like Noah.  But this may have made it MORE attractive.  If Nanase's mother found the Phys-Ed and Sports programs at Moperville Schools to be inadequate or unacceptable she might have looked for an outside exercise or sport for her daughter.  A crazy title and a few flashy moves might be perceived as an equivalent to putting marshmallows in cereal, a way to get kids to swallow something that is good for them.

With such a wild name as "Anime Style Martial Arts" Mrs Kitsune may have been inclined to dismiss Greg's Dojo, just like Noah.  But this may have made it MORE attractive.  If Nanase's mother found the Phys-Ed and Sports programs at Moperville Schools to be inadequate or unacceptable she might have looked for an outside exercise or sport for her daughter.  A crazy title and a few flashy moves might be perceived as an equivalent to putting marshmallows in cereal, a way to get kids to swallow something that is good for them.

With such a wild name as "Anime Style Martial Arts" Mrs Kitsune may have been inclined to dismiss Greg's Dojo, just like Noah.  But this may have made it MORE attractive.  If Nanase's mother found the Phys-Ed and Sports programs at Moperville Schools to be inadequate or unacceptable she might have looked for an outside exercise or sport for her daughter.  A crazy title and a few flashy moves might be perceived as an equivalent to putting marshmallows in cereal, a way to get kids to swallow something that is good for them.

 
I have an image in my head involving a family of magical beavers who built a darn on the "wrong" spot.  This is causing flooding on one side and a drought on the other.  Of course, it is possible that Pandora (or some other entity) "guided" the beavers to the "wrong" spot.

Every word in this message was stolen from a previously existing published source.

Which is the first half of an apple?

My guess as to why Edward Verres did not insist that Grace should live with her family once the Damien issue was resolved was that "the family" was being moved to an undisclosed facility.
Considering the trouble that was made the last time Tedd went to a secret government facility unsupervised, Edward did not want to risk it happening again because Tedd would have found and gone to Grace.  Better just to let her stay here.

Home and Away episode #6384, in which a character has just been exonerated for a murder by the fact that he liked a photo on Facebook around the same time, from a location some distance from the crime scene.

Chat rooms are great, if there is someone in the chatroom with whom you wish to speak.
 

I am afraid that if EGS comes to an end, the producers will try to put Susan in her own spin off sit com.
It would ruin the essential Susan for her to be surrounded by sit com cliché characters.  It will also hold her back from pursuing roles that are unlike the EGS Susan.   And there is no way the new Susan series could run as long as EGS.

I must agree.
Before the crash, I was using a snapshot of a turtle in my driveway next to a car tire.  I cleverly titled this picture "Tired Turtle".  As it was a picture I took at my home and the original had the toe of my shoe in the shot, I felt justified in calling it my avatar.
I still have the picture on my hard drive, but the new cropping limits what I can effectively show.  Thus the turtle appears to be all alone now.